We’ve all heard stories about mythical creatures running around. The Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, chupacabra, mermaids… creatures that don’t exist.
Or do they?
Every time you turn around, there’s another article about how the Mystery of the Loch Ness Monster has been solved. Or the Chupacabra Mystery has been settled. Or something.
Well, over the years, some of the imaginary creatures turned out to be real, and some didn’t. The Giant Squid, is real. And, 200 years ago, white folk didn’t think the gorilla was real. Stupid white folk.
Anyway, here is a list of some of the creatures that some people claim to exist, but which existence is yet to be proven.
- Loch Ness Monster
- Chupacabra
- Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti
- Harvey
- Mermaids
- Unicorns
- Smart liberals
- White Hispanics
- Dragons
- MSNBC Viewers
- Griffins
- Frank J
- Altamaha-ha
- Fouke Monster
- Obamacare Savings
- Thunderbird
- Me
- Champ
If you have sighted any of these creatures, report them. A few of them, the government wants you to report to DHS, so do your duty, Citizen.
If there are any other creatures about which you’ve heard reports, but can’t confirm or are certain aren’t real, let us know. Because, well, Science!
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Blurry photographic evidence that, not only do Harvey and Frank J. exist, they are actually TWO SEPARATE PEOPLE!
http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/067671.php
Race baiting tea party movement.
I have sighted Harvey, and I’d like to report him to be FABULOUS!
Sasquatch does exist! there is one in the White House!
Now the Hamburgler, that’s another story.
I swear whiskey fairies exist! Every time I have a whiskey, one of them drills a hole in the glass and all the whiskey runs out!
The Laughing Cow. I see pictures, but ….
I will believe in the jackalope before I believe in the MSNBC viewer. Some things are just too silly to be believed.
Anthropomorphic (human caused) Global Warming