Random Thoughts: Racism, Obamacare, and Hail Satan

They say they want abortion to be “safe, legal, and rare” but all they ever focus on is legal.

The concept that only white people can be racist is a really dumb racist idea that apparently still needs to be stomped out.

Had someone argue to me that it’s only racism when it’s prejudice + power. So I guess only President Obama can be racist.

These softball interviews of Wendy Davis are going to be a good example of the Taranto principle should she seek higher office.

You need a doctor’s note that your injuries are life-threatening before being able to use lethal self-defense.

Someone was surprised how ignorant I am for being a political columnist. There’s actually very little regulation on columnists.

Who were the racists who voted to continue to imprison Michelle Obama?

“Safe, legal, and rare” has become “We can’t make illegal unsafe abortion clinics or they’ll be rare.”

Well, Obamacare sure is a slow-motion trainwreck.

Here’s an idea: Since people really don’t like Obamacare and it’s apparently unworkable, why don’t we just repeal it?

A unicorn delayed is a unicorn denied.

Has Obama thought about giving a speech to explain how Obamacare is good?

This Obamacare thing would be funnier if I was watching it from another country.

Ugh. Just made myself shudder at the thought of living in another country.

Obamacare is a big giant mess passed too quickly by incompetent morons who didn’t understand it. No one disputes that, right?

So Obamacare is now coming in 2015, but I forget what year Obama rescheduled the economic recovery to.

The delaying of Obamacare should become an annual tradition.

“Elect me a Democrat House or you will feel the wrath of a fully-implemented Obamacare!” -Obama’s 2014 pitch

Obamacare is improving our nation’s health because laughter is the best medicine.

How do you spin this one? “Obamacare is so awesome that we just don’t want to hit people with too much awesome at once.”

They just need to do to Obamacare what they did to Fredo in Godfather II.

We’ve made our bed, but we’re going to delay sleeping in it.

The Ultimate Vaporware #ObamacareInThreeWords

Schadenfreude is fun. #ObamacareInThreeWords

What was it again about Obama in 2008 that convinced people he was capable of anything useful?

I thought is was Moloch they worshiped.

Sacrifice your children to Moloch in exchange for a better future, right?

They should take a page from Obama and delay worshiping Satan until after the vote.

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  1. From: Death Cult America
    To: All Members

    Subject: Death Cult Texas needs you!

    Dear Fellow Death Cultist,

    We know some of you are still upset that our original goal of 50 million human sacrifices failed to result in the return of the Old Ones and the final obliteration of the human race. We have reexamined the ancient texts and are absolutely certain that the new goal of 100 million human sacrifices will positively awaken our masters from their slumbers.

    But we will never reach that goal if our numbers continue to decline. Death Cult Minnesota, Death Cult Arizona, and Death Cult Wisconsin- just to name a few- have all seen a disturbing decline in the number of human sacrifices in their annual reports. Death Cult Pennsylvania has had it’s operations severely limited with the loss of High Priest Gosnell and new restrictions on sacrificial altars.

    Which brings us to Death Cult Texas. They have seriously dropped the ball in allowing the state legislature to vote on a bill that restricts human sacrifices to 20 weeks and places onerous regulations upon altar facilities there.

    This must be stopped. Please drop whatever you’re doing and get to Austin to join your fellow cultists in preventing the passage of this bill by any means necessary. Bring your favorite protest signs and remember to dress comfortably. Human sacrifice should be fun!

    Thank you for your continued support for Death Cult America! We couldn’t do it without you!

    Sincerely,
    Cecille Roberts
    President
    Death Cult America

    And oh yeah- Hail Satan!

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