Has Pope Francis come up with his official papal catchphrase yet? My suggestion: “You just got pope-slapped!”
Though I had a lot of heated arguments with it, my NES never spied on me.
I’m guessing the Metal Solid Gear movie will have less non-interactive cutscenes than the average Metal Gear Solid game.
Everyone sure loves the new pope. I wonder how long that is going to last.
FOX News should do a Hillary movie. That could be fun. I’ll write.
We need a national conversation on race, but black people criticizing black culture and all white people need to shut up.
Voter ID is a great issue for Democrats to make noise on because they know both fraud and racial animosity disproportionately benefits them.
Less craven people would focus on getting photo IDs for all the people lacking them considering the many many things you need them for.
When a government’s budget doesn’t add up, shouldn’t the first thing to be cut be pensions and benefits for the elected officials?
I’ll seriously write the script for the FOX News Hillary movie. I’m going to take some artistic license, though, and make Socks the cat talk.

you write it, i’ll watch it. see? ratings already!
Socks can’t talk?
Suggested title: “I Love Hillary” Make it a pilot for a series. (Episode 21: Wacky complications ensue when Hillary forgets about diplomats in danger in North Africa. Bill: “Hillary, you gots a lot of ‘splaining to do!” Hillary:”You’re one to talk.”)
Please don’t….I really don’t want to know what Hillary’s “cat” has to say.
The love affair with Francis lasts until they discover he’s Catholic. That seems to be where the media draws the line.
I like the slogan “Pope Adds Life,” personally.
“When a government’s budget doesn’t add up, shouldn’t the first thing to be cut be pensions and benefits for the elected officials?”
Shut up silly peasant! That would be saying that we are not better than you. I fart in your general direction! Now get a second job! The price of lobster has sky rocketed and my fat wife is not going to feed herself peasant!
” Less craven people would focus on getting photo IDs for all the people lacking them considering the many many things you need them for.”
Bloody peasant! How many times do we have to tell you, ID is racist because black people and brown people are incapable of obtaining them! You peasants know that black people and brown people are only capable of obtaining welfare cards and obaamaaphones. Just as marriage licenses and birth certificates are racist! Now get a second job peasant! My fat wife can’t flap her arm fat and expect to get to our next expensive vacation.
“I’ll seriously write the script for the FOX News Hillary movie. I’m going to take some artistic license, though, and make Socks the cat talk.”
GDFT!YLTATSOTE peasant! Only disney is allowed to make animals talk! Don’t make me go all jane grrawfullo on you! Now get another job! My fat wife is not going to pay for that Kobe beef and those sneakers herself you know!
Socks would simply take the 5th.
@7 – Too late. Socks already held a presser:
http://www.imao.us/archives/008962.html