Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
Blame everything on Bush.
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
a little complicated but involves more purchases from the ACME Co. Details a little sketchy.
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
TO UNLEASH THE BIDEN!
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
gonna hurt and hurt bad.
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
probably just a ruse, hasn’t Obama been cracking down on leaks?
…going to be a looong second term…
it’s first step is to repeal the 22nd Ammendment.
The president will continue doing what he does best, He will be running for the office of president. We can ignore the rest of the amendments. Why would you think the 22nd would be special.
…going to put the “lame” in “lame duck”.
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
quite simple, he’s not going to enforce the results of the 2014 or 2016 elections. He can do that. Really. He’s a Constitutional Professor of some kind so if anybody knows it’s him by golly. Look! Squirrel!
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
tentative but probably will involve putting all non-Democrats on double secret probation.
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
simple.
1. Ignore all problems
2.
3. Success!
. . . characterized by the same implementation skills and attention to detail that were so evident in his first term.
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
the same as the first term, only with more RACISM accusations.
. . . inspired by the strategy that the Oakland Raiders used in the 2003 Super Bowl (Buccaneers 48, Raiders 21)
Making a deal with Hillary to be both a Supreme Court Justice and Attorney General concurrently.
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
Monty Pythons’ Flying Circus!
SPLATT!
…being smuggled to the opposition via small robot, which is having trouble finding someone called Obi-Wan Reagan.
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
wonderful! It’s marvelous! It’s Gershwin!
… to try a fade shot the next time he plays the 13th.
…full of flying sharks.
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
…double down even though it’s a losing hand
…to finally be perfectly clear
…second verse same as the first
…roll out the barrel, we’ll have a barrel of fun!
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
… a long way to Tipperary,
It’s a long way to go,
It’s a long way to Tipperary,
To the sweetest girl I know!
Goodbye Piccadilly! Farewell Leicester Square!
It’s a long, long way to Tipperary,
But my heart’s right there!
…one of the few things the Chinese didn’t bother copying from Snowden’s laptop.
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
to split 10’s against the dealer’s face card.
…adopting Baghdad bob’s plan. “Let me be clear, We never had an ambassador to Benghazi, The Tea Party doesn’t exist, and I always shoot skeet.
. . . been developed by former Detroit Lions’ general manager Matt Millen
… to get the NSA to find out what makes Anonymiss’ cookies so addictive.
(As I have yet to earn a “suck up” award, I thought I’d take this opportunity.)
… to stop even trying to care about anyone but himself.
@29… that should be: to stop PRETENDING to care about anyone other than himself.
…Step 1: ??? Step 2: ????????????????????? Step 3: Profit!
… a convoluted but quite detailed map on how to sneak french fries past Michelle.
@31: Step 4: Confiscate profit!
… to learn Chinese so he can read the orders from the new owners.
…based on the presumption that liberals have no critical thinking skills.
…to redefine the words “success” and “failure.”
…to have Aaron Sorkin write the screenplay.
… practice, practice, practice until he can break the Shaquille O’Neil free-throw barrier.
… try to get the bucket off his head so he can eat more waffles
…SQUIRREL!
…to take his time and line up his putts.
…to be perfectly clearer.
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
Issuing Jerry Sandusky a presidential pardon in advance of appointing Sandusky a Higher Education Czar
Melting down the US gold reserves, having it made into statue of himself, then placed on the White House lawn.
Having Mandarin as the official language of the US by 2016.
In light of the elimination of domestic propaganda bans, making all radio and television channels broadcast everything Obama all the time.
…already been dramtized in a Hong Kong computer animation.
…what plants crave.
1. BOHICA
2. SSDD
…nobody expects the Kenyan inquisition.
…he will just continue to drone* on and on…
*drone strike that is.
…requires him to use the word ‘asssswhuppin’ in every other sentence.
…requires him to make empty promises, trite speeches, duck responsibility, schmooze with celebrities and golf more than a retiree living in Florida…so…yeah…more of the same.
♬
Second term, the same as the first.
a little bit louder and a little bit worse.
I’m ornery and daft I am, ornery and daft I am, I am…
♬
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
…duck and cover
…stop, drop, and bring illegals onto the voting roll.
…it’s call the shiny, happy plan, and ends with all conservatives in death camps
…
…going to build on the success of shows like “Big Brother” to convince Americans that all the cool kids don’t mind 24-7 surveillance.
… gonna be more Bill Buckner than Bill Buckley.
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
Let’s do a Race-war again!
Obama:
It’s astounding;
Time is fleeting;
I’ve still got my goals.
But listen closely…
The Country:
Not for very much longer.
Obama:
How do I keep control?
I remember doing the Race-war
delighting in moments when
The Leftness would hit me
Hillary:
And Sharpton would be calling…
House Black Caucus:
Let’s do a Race-war again.
Let’s do a Race-war again.
Alinsky:
It’s just a jump to the left.
All:
And then we stomp on the right.
Alinsky:
Put your hands in their wallets.
All:
We’ll say equality is the fight.
But it’s the Racist thrust
That will really drive ’em insane.
Let’s do a Race-war again.
Let’s do a Race-war again.
Hillary:
It was so seamy, but why do you blame me.
does it make a difference?, no, not at all.
We need another diversion, caught using
voyeuristic invention,
then Snowden said, We saw all.
Obama:
so that leaker did let it slip
Hillary:
And he’s now on a Moscow trip.
Obama:
So I gotta find a brand new game.
Hillary:
You’ve maxed out sequestration.
Obama:
So we need a new justification.
House Black Caucus:
Let’s do a Race-war again.
Let’s do a Race-war again.
Trayvon:
Well I was walking down the street
not doing what you think
When a white/hispanic gave me an
evil wink.
That shook-a me up, I was gonna give him a surprise.
But he had a loaded Glock, and by the
devil’s eyes.
He shot at me and I felt the slug.
Race meant nothing, but it will have to do again.
All:
Let’s do a Race-war again.
Let’s do a Race-war again.
Alinsky:
It’s just a jump to the left.
All:
And then we step on the right.
Narrator:
Put your hands in their wallets.
All:
we’ll say equality is the fight.
But it’s racist thrust
That really drives ’em insane.
Let’s do the Race-war again.
Let’s do the Race-war again.
…to finally work in time for a nap. (thru-out his first term he repeatedly told us: “I will not rest until…”)
@53:
@53: (I had a little applause thingy in there — but apparently it didn’t come through in HTML)
Thank you in any event.
…recycling everything he tried the first time around, which is ecologically sound, but economically disastrous.
…rotating his stock of promises, to see if any have passed their expiration date.
…peanut butter, jelly and a baseball bat.
@53: Careful….he’s not above using drone strikes in a war
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s continuing to pretend he has a clue what he’s doing.
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s being “stuck on stupid”.
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s hiring a fat young intern to suck his knob in the Oval Office so he can get some Bill Clinton mojo working. Rachel Jeantel, are you up for it with your new school 3.0…?
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s screwing up so badly that the Democrats lose the Senate in 2014. Psych…!
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s hitting the links as often as possible so he doesn’t have to do all that “governing” crap.
…to claim that he knew nothing about it until he read about it on The Politico.
…continue to focus on things like a laser…whatever that is.
Strategy? What strategy?
… (*click*) <— the sound of your Internet connection, and Politico's, shutting off.
… Ask Not.
(Although he liked the rest of JFK’s quote, he feels two words are enough.)
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
not really secret anymore, and as far as strategy’s go let’s just say Custer had a better one at Little Big Horn.
… time someone put their foot down on those meddling conservatives, and that foot is HIM!
… to be found in the Castle Aaauuuuuurrrrggggbhhhbhhhhhhhhbhbhhhhhhh. . . . . . . ..
… a girl thing, though.
…. full of ululation and really hard to understand.
… too bad you won’t be around to see how it works out. Farewell, Mr. Carney. Lower him into the tank!!
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
not that I expect you to talk Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
all about the Benjamins.
too bad it involves electing responsible adults in 2014.
not possible to put a price tag on it yet, but someone is gonna have to come up with a sh!tload of zeroes.
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
the same one used so successfully recently by the city of Detroit.
Reeducation camps for critics of his first term.
……..the prequel to the prequel of “Terminator” or “How I Stopped Hating obama and Learned to Love the Borg………oh sorry I meant Government.”
…starting wildfires, race riots, joblessness, creating jobs for illegals, and just for fun, destroying labor unions because voting no longer counts when the the people in power can no longer do math.
…having the buck stop. Period.
…bailing out America by claiming everybody as a dependent on his tax return.
…proving that an empty suit can fill Jimmy Carter’s shoes.
…maximum divisiveness, maximum ridicule, maximum destruction of the nation.
same as his first term.
… void on the people and tell them it’s raining.
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
Wile Coyote like in it Sooooper Geniusmess.
lie like heil
…to sic the NSA on all of the proletariat. oh, I guess we already knew that.
…to publicly use words like “transparency” and “great democracy” while secretly fu<k!n& us all.
…signed by jimmy carter.
Politico leaked Obama’s secret strategy for his second term. It’s…
Punt on first down.
…to convert all driver’s licenses to begin with 666.
,,,punch Joe Biden in the nose, mount, ground and pound, and Joe Biden will shoot his shotgun in the air….it worked out well for “his” son.
…get our troops out of Eastasia.
…abortions for some, tiny American flags for others!
…involves building a large wooden rabbit….
…A TRAP!
@28 it’s KISS UP, can of spam, not suck up. Geeeeeeez. 🙂
You picked a good day, btw. Raspberry Almond Tartlets. MMMMMMMMM.
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