After digging up thousands of fossils, scientists conclude that dinosaurs became extinct because they lived underground.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) July 10, 2013
"You're not the person I fell in love with!" is a fun thing to say to anyone who isn't the person you fell in love with.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) July 10, 2013
"The Wheels On The Bus" is a way cooler song if you quietly whistle it while cutting the brake lines on a row of school buses.
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) July 10, 2013
I am writing a TV show about a time-traveling English professor bent on correcting everyone's grammar. #DoctorWhom
— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) July 10, 2013
Total BS…here’s the real reason that dinosaurs became extinct… http://loltheists.com/?p=979
Dinosaurs love bus whom? What is bus whom? Is that why they’re extinct, they ran out of bus whom?