if a bailiff says you can step outside to smoke the correct response is not 'smoke what?' i have just learned

— (____)_) (@buttscientist) July 31, 2013

McDonalds should have the same minimum wage as the Huffington Post. #DavesIdeas

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 31, 2013

Clerks (1994) (Comedy) – Two privileged white men discuss the tragedy of steady employment.

— A$AP Andy (@Fauxgyptian) July 31, 2013

Let's face it, pretty much every romantic comedy from the 90's should have ended with the woman being arrested.

— Julia Segal (@juliasegal) August 1, 2013

EVERYONE WHO GOES BY THEIR MIDDLE NAME IS LIVING A LIE

— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) August 1, 2013