How to Get Hippies to Bathe

Hippies will do anything for money, except work, so this may be a viable solution.

And yeah, this is a real thing.

5 Comments

  1. This is no guarantee that it would make a Hippie bathe.

    The Hippie wouldn’t buy the product. Shoplifitng would most likely be the means of acquisition.

    Having stolen this product, the typical stanky Hippie would just smack it on a rock until it broke open…or, granting a minimal understanding of prehensile mechanics, said Hippie would take its camp knife and cut the thing open.

  2. AT $10.99, only a stupid hippie kid would buy that with Dad’s money. What the idiot doesn’t realize is that the cost of the soap is $0.50/bar. Add the dollar bill, $1.50. The bar without the dollar bill would then wholesale for about $1.50, but with the dollar bill, $4.50. The retailer makes 100% after shipping costs, and the idiot hippie kid thinks he’s smart and pays $10.99.

    But he still doesn’t use the soap; he just looks at while stinking-up the house.

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