It seems like when picking between sides in the Republican Party you’re just trying to figure out who is less of a consistent loser.
Years from now when historians look back objectively on his accomplishments, I think Obama will be remembered as the first black president.
Why is Chris Christie losing weight? What’s the fun in electing him if we’re not also trying to break the fattest president record?
Starting to feel like America is your favorite show that stayed on the air too many season until the plot was all bloated and repetitive.
How many years do we have to wait until we can do a reboot?
“Misery loves company,” so misery must be a huge extrovert. Misery sounds tiresome.
I have to spend so much time correcting the accuracy in children’s dinosaur books.
Had a stegosaurus standing next to a tyrannosaurus. It would more accurate to have a human next to the Trex considering time separation.
Also, this book heavily implied a pterosaur a dinosaur.
Big problem I have with dinosaur train. They try to be accurate, but keep glossing over how the main characters aren’t even dinosaurs.
If you care for people, you go help them. If you’re a sociopathic narcissist, you have the government force people to help each other.
Here’s an illustration for the book I’m currently working on (it’s self-help).
I actually got an advance for this book. I’m like a real author.
Anyway, I finished the writing on my first draft, so now’s the time to start adding dinosaur illustrations.
It has your tongue, Frank! Is it also as snarky?
He only got that half right.
Whoa. Poisonous zebra stripes!
What!? No lasers!?!
seems to me that lately the choice between Republicans and Democrats is a false choice. All were’re really being allowed to vote on is WHAT we’d like big government to control. There’s really no “less government” option, just who we’d like to appoint to spend our money for us.
A biblical world view would have all the dinosaurs being named by Adam, so man standing next to T-rex with Stegosaurus next in line.
Maybe they should pass a budget and then have the American People approve it before it goes to the President to sign into law. If the American People don’t approve, back to the drawing board. Of course that would probably mean that they will stop writing budgets and just govern using continuing resolutions which would totally be wrong and hurt the country and….never mind.
OK, I see rockets, but not rocket launchers.
But then again, that’s a raptor, not a T-Rex; did it have to be T-Rexes with rocket launchers, or would any old dino do?
Go with Triceratops.
They’re the American Bison of dinosaurs – Big, ornery, but plant eaters, so they’re cheaper to feed, and they could carry a Ton of rocket launchers.