Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama held an off-the-record meeting with a group of bloggers…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama held an off-the-record meeting with a group of bloggers…
…but the NSA put it back on the record.
…but quickly ended the meeting when he found out a ‘blogger’ isn’t another term for a ‘golf caddy’
…and said, “Can any of you make Grumpy Cat blame Bush?”
where he offered them an Obamacare waiver if they left him alone.
…where he asked them how much they liked being Lumberjacks.
…but Godwin’s law brought the meeting to an abrupt end.
…so, THAT’s where Frank was!
President Obama held an off-the-record meeting with a group of bloggers…
then had them transferred off shore to a navy ship for further “talks”.
. . . in which they all toked up and re-lived their college days.
President Obama held an off-the-record meeting with a group of bloggers…
for no reason apparent to the bloggers present, perhaps Obama just got lost on the way to the kitchen for a snack.
…but their cookies were not as good as Anonymiss’s ones.
President Obama held an off-the-record meeting with a group of bloggers…
he told them not to let the WH press know, they were such petulant sycophants.
President Obama held an off-the-record meeting with a group of bloggers…
which proved insufficient to end his quest for the Cookies of Anonymiss he had heard legendary tales about.
President Obama held an off-the-record meeting with a group of bloggers…
hoping one of them had managed to enroll in Obamacare.
…on a bus. This was not a smart group of bloggers.”
…to tone up his list of excuses for the failed Obamacare rollout – I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake,… a terrible flood,…locust’s. It wasn’t my fault!!
President Obama held an off-the-record meeting with a group of bloggers…
where he insisted they start writing nice things about him and reminded them that he KNOWS more than just a couple of low level employees at the IRS.
…and I’d let you know how it went… but then I’d have to kill ya.
President Obama held an off-the-record meeting with a group of bloggers…
which was curious since bloggers are solitary creatures rarely seen in groups larger than what could be supported by a pitcher of beer.
They told him his administration had 204, was 406 and had 417. Further his attempt to keep the meeting off the record was a 412. After that all they got from Obama was 444. Hilarity ensued when Joe Biden said, “418”, but the 409 continued until all the bloggers. left and were 410. As with Healthcare.gov the administration was again 503.
Told them not to worry about the bad things he said about them because he will have more flexibility after the 2014 election.
President Obama held an off-the-record meeting with a group of bloggers. He invited them to talks
of truce, no weapons, one page only.
…The misogynist asked anonnymiss to bring refreshments.
…which is kinda like trying to have a Plutonic relationship with a nymphomaniac.
…and Captain Obama said, “Give me a ping, Sebeli. One ping only, please.”
…which is kinda like sugar-free cookies…good in theory BUT….
@25 Tell me about…Montana.
President Obama held an off-the-record meeting with a group of bloggers…but you could still hear their “SQUEEEEE” outside the room.
…and told them that after the enactment of the Fair Internet law, if they liked their providers they could keep them.
President Obama held an off-the-record meeting with a group of bloggers…
or so it said in the World News Daily, if you read those type of “newspapers”.
(Obama: Dammit Denis! I said DOGGERS!)
His new Secret Service code name is now PWND.
…but the smart ones stayed 127.0.0.1
…who tried to leave after they noticed that “keep alive” was disabled. Obama told them their time was up.
…Drudge has it!
…it was a no-holds-barred, freewheeling exchange, according to Obama’s teleprompter.
…and none of the bloggers have been seen since.
…discussing how to 404 Anonymiss’ cookies.
In order to make them feel more at home it was held in the White House basement.
It was called “Dupe-alooza”
And they STILL couldn’t come up with an entry worth a cookie from Anonymiss.
…where his air quotes gestures were mistaken for gang signs, frightening the bloggers into getting real jobs so they could give actual money to Obama.
…who only showed up because they were promised free pick-your-own-weed from Michelle’s garden.
…who proved that the Occupy folks were nowhere near the filthiest collection of Liberals since Woodstock.
…and was favorably compared to “the greatest super hero ever”: Sheldon Cooper.
…and got wonderful postings by threatening them (Off the record) with fast track enrollment into Obamacare and being given a Chevy Volt.
…and casually asked them if they’d seen Breitbart lately….
President Obama held an off-the-record meeting with a group of bloggers…
…but it had to be cancelled because of an “HTTP 500 Internal Server Error”
President Obama held an off-the-record meeting with a group of bloggers…
promptly dubbed, “The Pajama summit”.
President Obama held an off-the-record meeting with a group of bloggers…
who were told it was BYOD.
President Obama held an off-the-record meeting with a group of bloggers…
since the bloggers were used to not having anything they said paid attention to by the press.
President Obama held an off-the-record meeting with a group of bloggers…
where they all joined in a rousing rendition of the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. http://youtu.be/AGF5ROpjRAU
President Obama held an off-the-record meeting with a group of bloggers…
his advisers told him not to shake hands, he might catch right-wing “Cooties” from them.
… On a rendition ship, where they were waterboarded to determine the punchline.
… They each got a brand new set of kneepads so that they can more efficiently bow down before Obama.
…and none of them could recreate Instapundit’s puppy smoothie recipes.
… and Frank hippie-punched him in the face.
… to ask if they new anything that could help with the Obamacare website.
President Obama held an off-the-record meeting with a group of bloggers…
who were reportedly all liberals who pleased him by performing stupid human tricks.
I’m getting the distinct feeling you guys don’t think much of bloggers.
Should I be offended?