Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Your analogy, please: Obamacare as promised vs. Obamacare as delivered
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Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Your analogy, please: Obamacare as promised vs. Obamacare as delivered
(example)
Your analogy, please: Obamacare as promised vs. Obamacare as delivered
Anonymiss Cookies vs Mass produced cookies with walnuts.
Is like Taylor Swift at closing vs. Courtney Love at breakfast.
Your analogy, please: Obamacare as promised vs. Obamacare as delivered
Penthouse letters to the editor vs my usual Saturday night.
…is like warm, soft, chewy, fresh from the oven tollhouse cookies vs. Keebler Elf poop disks.
Your analogy, please: Obamacare as promised vs. Obamacare as delivered
Love vs Divorce
Your analogy, please: Obamacare as promised vs. Obamacare as delivered
Everything vs Nothing
…is like a liberal’s idea of fairness vs. their shock at seeing their health insurance rates double.
Your analogy, please: Obamacare as promised vs. Obamacare as delivered
Tax refund vs tax bill
…is like Obama as promised vs. Obama as is.
Your analogy, please: Obamacare as promised vs. Obamacare as delivered
Unknown vs unwanted.
…is like Shakespeare vs. Harvey.
…is like great American Statesmen such as John Adams and Thomas Jefferson vs. Joe Biden and Harry Reid.
A plateful of cookies vs. the last cookie on the plate. Wait. Who ate the cookies. Walrus?
Your analogy, please: Obamacare as promised vs. Obamacare as delivered
A Beatles reunion vs A Beatlemania reunion, Moldavian Cast.
@12 What cookies?
Promised: Ronald Reagan
Delivered: John Boehner
Promised: A grand buffet
Delivered: The same, but after Michael Moore is done with it
Promised: Prime steak
Delivered: Moldy tofu
Promised: A more perfect Union
Delivered: The Soviet Union
Promised: Cookies
Delivered: Crumbs
Promised: Drinks on the house
Delivered: You’re the house
Promised: A mansion
Delivered: A run-down tenement with a lien on it
Promised: John Lennon
Delivered: Yoko Ono
…is like touching ET’s finger in the movie vs. alien @nal probes while strapped to a table.
as erotic is to kinky.
@15
Your last pair….what’s the diff?
Cash & carry vs. The check’s in the mail.
@17
Erotic is with a feather…kinky uses the whole chicken.
…as Requiescat by Oscar Wilde is to Vogon poetry.
…is as cookies promised vs. bran muffins delivered.
@20 that line was my inspiration.
@20 – I spewed.
…is as common sense vs. liberal ideas.
…as astute is to a$$ toot.
…as Camelot is to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
@23
inspiration…or charges in the warrant?
Your analogy, please: Obamacare as promised vs. Obamacare as delivered
We don’t know vs We still don’t know, here is your bill.
A tasty BLT sammich vs. rancid milk on your cereal.
Your analogy, please: Obamacare as promised vs. Obamacare as delivered
This won’t hurt a bit vs Which little bit ain’t hurting? Yet.
as Zooey Deschanel is to Helen Thomas.
..as bacon it so arugula.
…as bacon is to arugula… Doh.
Promised: IMAO
Delivered: Slate
Promised: Anonymiss
Delivered: Harvey (not that there’s anything wrong with that?)
Promised: Utopia
Delivered: Detroit
Promised: A grand ball
Delivered: Twerking
…is as a battle plan vs. actual combat.
Your analogy, please: Obamacare as promised vs. Obamacare as delivered
A Tiger in every tank vs A Tiger Tank in your front yard.
@28…. and I got that thing with the sheep reduced to just following too close.
…a new pony vs. a room full of manure.
…is as 72 virgins vs. a watery grave.
Promised: LBJ’s “Great Society”
Delivered: LBJ’s “Great Society”
@38 Really? I thought for sure it’d at least be an assault with a dead weapon.
Promise the Moon vs Nuke The Moon.
WAIT!
Nuke The Moon -vs.- a Russian bolide.
as Gin & Tonics is to Pork & Beans
Promised: can of spam
Delivered: An actual can of Spam
Promised: Beer
Delivered: Miller Lite
A fluffy kitteh vs. a hairball.
Promised: A Caribbean cruise
Delivered: … on Carnival
….as Ronald Reagan is to Jimmy Carter.
….as Randolph Scott is to Al Sharpton.
Promise them anything, but give them the finger.
4th of July skyrockets -vs.- sparklers.
Promised: The Yellow Brick Road
Delivered: Urine-soaked pavement
Promised: Fireworks
Delivered: A dud sparkler
Promised: A Ferrari
Delivered: A broken down Yugo
Promised: A sammich
Delivered: No sammich
Promised: The grace and beauty of the Russian Ballet
Delivered: Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnel fighting over the last cheese stick at an all-you-can-eat truck stop.
Promised: The grace and beauty of the Russian Ballet
Delivered: Rosie O’Donnel twerking Michael Moore.
A delicious hot toddy -vs.- a cup of warm mayonaise.
Promised: Hot sex
Delivered: Having your genitals set on fire
Promised: A luxury yacht
Delivered: Raymond Luxury-Yacht (pronounced: throat-wobbler mangrove)
Promised: A sugar daddy
Delivered: Big Brother
Promised: Oreo
Delivered: Hydrox
Promosed: Deep thoughts and stimulating exchange of ideas.
Delivered: IMAO comments section.
Promised:Marilyn Monroe
Delivered:Marilyn Manson
@57 – We used to have stimulating exchanges here.
Ronald Reagan vs. RON PAUL!
@57: Are the articles much better?
Obamacare as promised vs. Obamacare as delivered
What we desired vs what Obama wanted.
Promised: Libertarian-conservative philosophy
Delivered: G*****n libertarian thieves!!!
Promised: The Moon
Delivered: A Mooning.
Christmas cookies -vs.- fruitcake!
Promised: To love you till the end of time.
Delivered: Praying for the end of time.
Promised: A quick clean death.
Delivered: A botched Beheading.
Promised: That you will live forever!
Delivered: Just making it seem like forever.
…as ‘I Have A Dream’ (Martin Luther King, Jr.) is to ‘Don’t Dream It, Be It’(Dr. Frank-N-Furter)
Good times -vs.- riots in the streets.
Promised: The Barbie Twins
Delivered: Klaus Barbie
Promised: The Check’s in the mail
Delivered: The bill is in the mail.
Promised: Chuck Norris
Delivered: Chuck Hagel
Promised: The most interesting man in the world
Delivered: Joe Biden
Promised: Tom Brady
Delivered: Tony Romo
Your fair share of the burden -vs.- subsidizing poor fat slobs who won’t work.
Apparently, those two are the same.
Promised: Blue Suede Shoes
Delivered: In the Ghetto
Stage II sewage treatment plant -vs.- open cesspools.
Distribution of wealth -vs.- national bankruptcy.
…at least the lube is covered.
Promised: The Grotto
Delivered: The Ghetto
Healthcare for everyone! -vs.- destroyed healthcare industry.
The promise of a hot and freaky porn sex versus the delivery of the embarrassment and humiliation of prom night sex.
Healthcare is a right -vs.- Shut up! You’re racist!
Promised: Easy posting of a comment on IMAO
Delivered: my first Moderated comment. Now I’m embarrassed and humiliated. It’s like prom night all over again.
as a gynecology exam to the OU public sex incident
…as shiny is to … SQUIRREL!
@18: Lennon could at least sing in tune.
@85 They said the same for Vladimir.
promised: a life preserver
delivered: an anchor
promised: a parachute
delivered: some hippie’s backpack
A clean bill of health -vs.- a colonoscopy.
A smile-enhancing teeth cleaning -vs.- a root canal.
Promised: Jaclyn Smith at age twenty-eight
Delivered: Helen Thomas at age eighty-two
A great fooltball game -vs.- a game of kick-the-can down the road.
Healthcare -vs.- taxes.
(Are you all like me? I just can’t get past what we just witnessed. Tonga, anyone?)
Your analogy, please: Obamacare as promised vs. Obamacare as delivered
Shangri-La vs. Mount St. Helens
Titanic’s departure from Southampton vs. Titanic’s arrival at the bottom of the North Atlantic
Trust me! vs. I said that?
ObamaCare is coming on October 1st vs. Happy October Fools Day
It’s a sure thing vs. Bernie Madoff with my money
A cigar given to you by Winston Churchill vs a cigar given to you by Bill Clinton
Your analogy, please: Obamacare as promised vs. Obamacare as delivered
AED (Automated External Defibrillators) vs. DOA (Dead On Arrival)
Michelle Pfeiffer vs. Michelle Obama
Pie in the Sky vs. Cow pie
Crispy bacon vs. Chernobyl
Birthday balloon vs. the Hindenburg
an elegant silver-tipped walking cane vs. a poo stick
Rand Paul vs Ron Paul
Dinner with Sarah Michelle Geller consisting of a well-marbled steak (grilled rare), baked potato with sour cream, a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon, and plate of Anonymiss’ world famous cookies for dessert vs. dinner with Michelle Obama consisting of tofu and beansprout surprise, water, and lime flavored diet Jell-O
tuna vs. kibble
100! -vs- 0
Promised: 500 Channels
Delivered: Nothing on.
80’s Madonna vs 2013 Madonna
free large wooden horse vs waking up in the middle of the night to the sound of the entire town getting slaughtered
that “affordable” lease on that luxury car you can’t afford vs. the balloon payment when you return it
promised: A well-oiled machine
delivered: an oil spill
@98 shouldn’t that be Dinner with Michelle Obama consisting of nothing you could keep down?
Chris Nolan’s Batman vs. Joel Schumacher’s Batman
Promised: Money for nothing and your chicks for free
Delivered:Installing microwave ovens, custom kitchens and deliveries!
Promised: Perfection
Delivered” Perdition.
The roaches check-in -vs.- They don’t check-out.
The Tacoma Narrows Bridge on November 6, 1940 vs The Tacoma Narrows Bridge on November 8, 1940
Ronald Reagan vs. John McCain
Joe Weider vs Richard Simmons.
NASA’s Apollo program -vs.- NASA’s Muslim outreach program.
Windows 7 vs. Windows 8
the picture on the box of a TV dinner vs an actual TV dinner
the profile picture of anyone on an internet dating site vs the actual person (when I was dating I often referred to people that this applies to as “TV dinners”)
“I have a Dream” vs. “Dreams of my Father”
hot dog at the ballpark vs. hot dog at Obama’s house
Wishing in one hand vs. crapping in the other.
Your analogy, please: Obamacare as promised vs. Obamacare as delivered
blind date with Sofia Vergara vs. Lorena Bobbitt
blind date with George Clooney vs. Ariel Castro
[Anonymiss is going to have a heck of a time selecting!]
@101
promised: 500 channels
delivered: Honey BooBoo, Amish Mafia, PoliticsNation with Al Sharpton, and 40 channels running the same infomercials day and night
promised: stable, easily installable open source OS
delivered: FreeBSD
promised: something to help novices get comfortable with a complicated, full featured Office suite with an overwhelming list of features
delivered: an animated paperclip
the word “is” vs. Bill Clinton’s definition of the word “is”
clarity vs. Obama saying “let me be clear”
Cherokee Indian vs. Elisabeth Warren
A better politician than Frank Lautenberg vs. Cory Booker
What Michelle Obama serves at State Dinners vs. what Michelle Obama thinks YOU should be eating
A Bird of Prey full of Klingons vs Air Force One making a separate trip for Michelle Obama
…Episodes IV-VI vs. Episodes I-III.
…dinosaur with a rocket launcher vs. gecko with a pea-shooter.
…bacon vs. tofu.
…”An important message from Little Orphan Annie” vs. “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine”
Reagan’s speech in Berlin vs. Obama’s
speechapology in BerlinReagan’s “it can be done” vs. Obama’s “yes we can”
@120 – perfect. With liberals as Ralphie.
@120 – and the bunny suit, now that I think of it.
the promise of “sea monkeys” vs. the reality of “sea monkeys” vs. the frightening nightmare I’m sure comes to Frank’s mind when he thinks of “sea monkeys”
Promised: Taxes
Delivered: Death
Promised: I could keep my own doctor.
Delivered: He doesn’t work on the hemorhoids that came with Obamacare.
Promised: “As You Like It” by William Shakespeare
Delivered: An unfinished 5th grade english paper
Promised: Where no man has gone before.
Delivered: Red Shirts
Promised: 7 of 9
Delivered: Just the Borg parts.
Promised: I promise you a Rose Garden
Delivered:I never promised you a Rose Garden.
Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. Jar Jar Binks.
The Holy Trinity vs. The Three Stooges.
Cardinals win the World Series – Cardinals lose the World Series
Seinfeld finale hoped for vs Seinfeld finale reality. (I’m STILL ticked off about THAT one)
pretty girl from afar vs pretty ugly girl up close.
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A Whopper Jr. vs Jr. Sisk
Dinosaur with a rocket launcher vs Preparation H
’29 Yankees vs New York voters
Couple of hundred one liners vs cookies and milk and an old Rockford Files rerun 🙂
Hmmmm, I did some of those backwards. Really though, keep up the good work and Thanks!!!!