Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “A new report shows that $1 billion a day is spent fighting global warming. The result:”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
Oops! I forgot to award cookies for Harvey’s winning line.
Are these ok? (Updated)
Those cookies spell out oxo.
Don’t they make cookie dough scoops?
Well, yeah. 🙂 I own several.
But this type of cookies requires my rolling pin and cutters, not my scoops, silly.
I made them for a tic tac toe thing I did. Aren’t they pretty?
@3 – Yes, but not as pretty as the baker, I’m sure…
There. Can I have kiss-up cookies now? 😀
No, Miss Anony, it’s a trap!
But as long as you’re catering deserts, you can come over to my house and serve those sweeties to a real Irish man!
@5 – Sure, all she has to do is clamber over the piles to empty whiskey bottles to get to you 😀
Well, glass is a good insulator! And they make my eyes look big.
I’m waiting for someone to attack my typo. You’re just too nice, mister.
@4 Absolutely. That was sweet. 🙂
Kiss-up Sugar Kisses to Harvey!
They’re pretty too. There’s a picture of them here.
Do they meet your standards?
@5 I only give out kiss-up cookies to people who kiss up, silly. Geeez. 🙂
@8 – Perfect, as always 🙂
@7 – Wait, that was a typo? Anonymiss doesn’t do desert catering?
Well, guess I’m never moving to Arizona…
All kidding aside, you both do great work.
(There! Does that qualify as a kiss up?)
@10 – Kiss Up Bacon to Jimmy!
@10 Kiss up cookies to Jimmy 🙂
(That’s the way to do it, guy. You got a two-fer!)