Sorry, Francis but I have a pen and a phone. The constitution’s built in restraining order means you can’t touch me, but I can do whatever I want to you.
Sorry Barack, but I have on good authority that my 10 commandments trump your 27 amendments.
Papal Translator: (whispering) Holy Father, this dark, unchurched one asks if he could play “Carmina Burana” on the organ with the Basilica choir because, it happens to be, and I quote, “one of his favorite jams”.
This is Sister Agnes, she’ll be following you for the rest of your term to make you don’t step out of line again.
You won’t see her, but she’ll never be more than a ruler toss away.
You’re welcome. http://www.robertahoyt.com/comics.html (Ninja Nun!)
The Bible says WHAT!?!
“Mea culpa, mea culpa, mis maxima culpa.” – BO
… “forgive me Father, but it was Bush’s fault.”
… “you mean Anonymiss’ cookies only taste sinful? (Not that anyone remembers what they taste like anymore…)”
Overheard during Obama’s meeting with the Pope…
Mr President, I serve Jesus Christ. I know Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ is a friend of mine. Mr. President, you’re not Jesus Christ.
…”I did NOT have sexual relations with that altar boy.”
… “so, other than the whole ‘mortal sins’ thing, we’re simpatico?”
… (both of them, to his aide) What’s this guy’s name again?
So Pope tell me, how many of you are in the pizza?
Overheard during Obama’s meeting with the Pope…
No Mr. President, I only get high on the Lord.
…”Are you that blogger named Francis?”
Overheard during Obama’s meeting with the Pope…
Why no Mr. President, I don’t KNOW how the dog is around these parts.
…”That doesn’t work for me, Frankie – we can’t both be called ‘Your Holiness’ “
Overheard during Obama’s meeting with the Pope…
Biden! Take the Pope’s hat off right this minute!
…”When do you normally break-out the sacramental wine?”
… “you may kiss my ring.”
“Excuse me, Mr. President, but that’s not how it works.”
…a voice from on high, saying “This man who thinks he is ‘The One’, do not listen to him…”
…”Your Holiness, may I present Father Guido Sarducci, my translator.”
…Yes really, Barraco Barner, there is more to the Bible than just the sermon on the mount.
…Et tu Brute?
Overheard during Obama’s meeting with the Pope…
Even if you spell it O’Bama I can’t make you an Irish Saint.
… “no, you can’t change the Ten Commandments via executive order.”
… “no, I really don’t have any authority over the Louisville Cardinals; your brackets are on their own.”
…you’ll have to forgive Mr. Biden’s absence, he thought he was supposed to meet the poop.
…well jeez, we still haven’t re-sanctified this place after that hell’s spawn Pelosi slithered out of here.
…nothing, by Obama, just in case.
…a bit of a ruckus in the wine cellar during the ritual Secret Service security sweep and guzzle.
…”Lighten up, Francis.”
“…Are you Catholic?”
“…Do you poop in the woods?”
Sorry, Francis but I have a pen and a phone. The constitution’s built in restraining order means you can’t touch me, but I can do whatever I want to you.
Sorry Barack, but I have on good authority that my 10 commandments trump your 27 amendments.
…as they walked the square, they came upon a little Italian boy who had spilled his lunch and was crying.
Obama asked, “What’s wrong, little boy?”
“Cheese an’ crackers got all muddy!”
And a surprised Pope said, “You shouldn’t blaspheme like that, my son.”
@13 – You win.
@28 – Ouch.
. . . I thought I was meeting a talking mule.
Overheard during Obama’s meeting with the Pope…
Have you ever tried that loaves and fishes trick? I got my stash right here.
Overheard during Obama’s meeting with the Pope…
Should I call you “Pyscho”?
…Dang, Popester, you’re NOT German? I had this cool greeting in Austrian all practiced. Hey, Frankie, dude, do ya like Al Green?
Overheard during Obama’s meeting with the Pope……. not so much heard as it was smelled.
“If you like your doctrine, you can keep your doctrine. Period.”
Overheard During Obama’s Meeting With the Pope…
Obama: “Stop sprinkling holy water on me! It burns!”
“Stephanopoulos told me my Muslim faith is really my Christian faith. Does that qualify me for some sort of transubstantiation award or something?”
“So what’s the deal with the Easter Bunny? Or don’t you delve deeply into theology like I do?”
“That water into wine story’s OK, but wait’ll I tell you about turning a penalty into a tax!”
“We’re monitoring your excommunications.”
Papal Translator: (whispering) Holy Father, this dark, unchurched one asks if he could play “Carmina Burana” on the organ with the Basilica choir because, it happens to be, and I quote, “one of his favorite jams”.
Overheard during Obama’s meeting with the Pope…
…”the Power of Christ compells you!”
” Hey, Francis, you know a place where a dude could score some pizza and Dago red? I’ve got wicked munchies!”
Overheard During Obama’s Meeting With the Pope…
So how much does it cost to cover your Nuns for birth control?
…”you mean all your accounting is on a cash basis? I like it here.”
…”No, Mr. President, the white smoke isn’t created with choom.”
Pope: “Mr. President, how do YOU spell “schism?”
Obama: “s c h i s e m”
Pope: “No, Mr. President, in this case it’s correct to leave out the extra vowel.”
Obama: “Umm. Okay. s c h s e m.”
“I’m very grateful to you for granting me an audience, Mr. Obama.”
Do you actually have to know a fisherman to get bling like that?
you are an atheist
This is Sister Agnes, she’ll be following you for the rest of your term to make you don’t step out of line again.
You won’t see her, but she’ll never be more than a ruler toss away.
You’re welcome.
http://www.robertahoyt.com/comics.html (Ninja Nun!)
Pertinent Example (episode 20)
http://www.robertahoyt.com/Comic20.html
@45 – Point of order: Obama would’ve dropped the e, because that narcissist would NEVER pass up an opportunity to say “I” 😀
…”what is with the President and all the pea soup?”