Bush did 9-11. Paintings. In one weekend. Somewhere in that range. He loves to paint.
— Tom (@Tom_Vom) April 4, 2014
It's NEVER ok to hit your kid except after U say U like a new song & they roll their eyes & say it came out months ago then u can hit them.
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) April 4, 2014
Martial Arts Trivia: muay thai roughly translates to very thai
— jon (@senderblock23) April 4, 2014
A pot-bellied, unemployed Han Solo lays slumped on the couch. Princess Leia feeds her screaming baby.
Leia: I hate you.
Han: I know.
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) April 4, 2014
A pot-bellied, unemployed Han Solo lays slumped on the couch. Princess Leia feeds her screaming baby.
Leia: I hate you.
Han: I know…(and sadly, no longer able to make the Kessel run in five parsecs, out on the front lawn in front of the trailer park where they live, is the Millenium Falcon. Up on blocks; engin removed; hyperdrive pawned; and covered in graffiti. Sad, just sad.) There, finished it for you.
A pot-bellied, unemployed Han Solo lays slumped on the couch. Princess Leia feeds her screaming baby.
Leia: I hate you.
Han: I know.
Isn’t it usually women who get pot-bellied after having a baby? Ah. It must be sympathy weight. http://health.howstuffworks.com/pregnancy-and-parenting/pregnancy/issues/sympathy-pregnancy.htm