Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
At a Science Fair, President Obama snapped at a reporter because…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
At a Science Fair, President Obama snapped at a reporter because…
…all reporters smell like bacon…
At a Science Fair, President Obama Snapped at a Reporter Because…””ITS COMPLETELY SETTLED!!!”
… environmental changiness causes irrational behavior.
…RACIST11!!11one!
…Bush’s fault
At a Science Fair, President Obama snapped at a reporter because…
not enough harrumphing.
At a Science Fair, President Obama snapped at a reporter because…
he wasn’t obsequious enough for him.
…Obama mistook him for one of those omnipresent flies that are always buzzing around his head.
…she had her camera pointed away from him.
… that’s what donkeys DO, after all…
…you are what you eat.
…it was the first real reporter he’d ever seen and Valerie had told him they were dangerous and could sense fear.
… she quipped, “You keep using those words, ‘Science Fair.’ I do not think they mean what you think they mean.”
…heads will roll!! When we find the person responsible for screening the President’s image polishing pool, he or she will be going down the road with Eric Shinseki kicking road apples.
…she mentioned that science involves math.
…she was dissing Science!
…her breast belt was a cheap copy.
…he had not read in that mornings newspaper that such a thing as reporters existed.
…she had not graduated from clown college like the reporters that attend White House briefings did.
…her son had won a ribbon with his experiment that proved that for every action there is an unequal and oppositional to logic reaction.
…she asked if his program to force integration of dark matter into white neighborhoods was based on scientific principles or was an experiment to prove the irresistible attraction of the immovable object that is bigoted liberal idiocy.
…science isn’t fair. That’s why we need science equality!
… he could not believe there was an actual exhibit on Ice Ages and Global Cooling.
…he does not wish to appear weak
Her question did not advance his ‘I am god’ meme.
So he sent her to Hades with a stopover in Purgatory.
…he suspected she may have been one of those people that had made his little buddy, Jay Carney, so ‘pouty’ lately.
he dared to ask a real question.
… He was holding a doughnut. Poor man lost two fingers.
At a Science Fair, President Obama snapped at a reporter because…
…he was distressed after some little cracker’s volcano exhibit had erupted baking soda all over his $3000 Armani suit.
The potato battery science is settled!
… our test proved, with 98% certainty, that he cannot in fact be clear.
…his teleprompter said …pausing to come up with a biting response…
…she planned to report on the exhibit that showed how Obama never bowed to dictators when he was forced to take Viagra before the meeting.