Feminists: Abortion is an empowering experience? So's stripping, I guess. Everything you do seems designed to make douchebag guys smile.
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) May 7, 2014
"Koch" is Harry Reid for "Hodor"
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 7, 2014
Goodluck Jonathon, Nigerian president. No jokes allowed?