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The difference between a fake TSA agent and a real one…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The difference between a fake TSA agent and a real one…
… the fake ones are polite and warn you when they’re about to go for your hoo-ha.
…is that the fake ones can’t produce that faint aroma of indifference and distain.
… you don’t have to tip the real ones.
The fake ones are surprisingly not creepy.
… on of them violates your person, rifles through your stuff, and might even steal some of your valuables. The other one is fake.
The fake is better trained.
Yeah, everyone beat me to the obvious jokes about how the real ones are worse…
The difference between a fake TSA agent and a real one…
is blood alcohol and fifty lbs. the real one is higher on both.
the fake ones…
– are more professional.
– have a higher level of education
– actually know what they’re doing
…is that the fake ones don’t have SWAT back-up.
… the fake one will call you the next day. The real one will just quit it.
…the fake one will insure prompt service.
…the fake ones aren’t threatening to strike for higher wages.
The difference between a fake TSA agent and a real one…
I haven’t a clue.
…the fake ones can spell “TSA”
The fake one might bother to call you later.
The fake ones speak English. The real ones confiscate toothpaste, despite evidence they don’t know how to use it, and no bomb yet has ever conceived toothpaste as a trigger mechanism.
…is a distinction without a difference.
. . . is that you don’t have use a stake through the heart to kill a fake TSA agent.
. . . is that a fake TSA agent produces an image in a mirror.
The fake one don’t smell like they have “soiled” themselves.
The difference between a fake TSA agent and a real one…is the real ones….. no, they don’t.
The fake ones can only…..no. that isn’t it either because that might actually be secure.
The real ones know how to h…. no, they don’t really and even if they did it would be SSI.
Nope. Got nothing.
How DO you tell the real ones from the fake ones?
…the fake ones are willing to screen Muslims.
…real ones have no problem with patting down 5-year-olds.
…fake ones don’t try to detect bombs in orifices using the smell test.
…fake ones leave a lot less DNA on four year olds and grannies in wheelchairs.
…not all of the fakes are on the No Fly list.
…fat, drunk and stupid are great camouflage but are not required to be a fake.
…fake guy has fake orgasms.
…fake guy doesn’t stand transfixed, staring at your naked cheeks in the privacy area for hours when you say that he can pat you down when monkeys fly out of your butt.
The fake ones use a new latex glove with each
victimpassengerThe real ones in San Francisco have no desire to feel up women.