Whatever bro. I'll let my fists do the talking. *makes fist, moves thumb like mouth* "(high pitched) Please don't beat up my friend, Matt"

— Matt McElaney (@MattMcElaney) July 10, 2014

They say an icicle is the perfect murder weapon uh thanks but I'll stick with my bejeweled, custom made hammer with "MURDER" embossed on it.

— Kevin Seccia (@kevinseccia) July 11, 2014

Girl even when you red shell me, a part of me is still happy for your success

— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) July 13, 2014

Too young to die, too old to release my first rap album

— Ristolable (@Ristolable) July 13, 2014

Germany! You just won the World Cup! What are you going to do now? "We're Going to Poland!" Uhh coach? *mask falls off* *coach is hitler*

— Argentina Cola (@SatansTongue) July 13, 2014