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  1. …and then Tweety Bird says I tawt I saul a linsky. Those Russian cartoons make me snort chunks AND inspire me.

    …you were right! Bill put some lipstick on “his li’l razorback” and lookie who got pregnant.

  2. “Saul, even though I have “ham” in my name, I can go kosher for a guy I believe in! I will see you at the hotel at 9:00 am. Don’t worry about preparing briefs, as I am already familiar with your “arguments”. (Of course, you’ll have the good sense not to tell anyone else).”

  3. …One more rule I’ve learned is if you burn your bra while wearing it, your armpit hair catches on fire.

    …and so I’ve decided, we’ll soften them up with eight years of the Antichrist then I will destroy America with some really serious evil.

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