Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s bold new plan for dealing with ISIS…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s bold new plan for dealing with ISIS…
…make Ramadan a national holiday.
…will be developed over time. A definitive strategy is due to be in place by January 18th, 2017.
… unconditional surrender.
… do nothing and blame Republicans for the results.
… #hashtags, baby!
… require them to sign up for Obamacare.
@5: #BringBackOurHeads
…first rule of ISIS Club is never talk about ISIS.
…imvolves bowing toward Mecca while talking softly and carrying a big 7 iron.
…will eventually escalate to “Comfy Chair” status.
…includes enlisting the assistance of Bill Clinton. We must first define our enemy. President Clinton was the first to give this serious thought. As he stated before congress: “It depends on what the meaning of the word “IS”, IS.”
…will be linked to the links.
1. cut
2. run
… is to focus like a laser on Democratic fundraising events.
President Obama’s bold new plan for dealing with ISIS…
keep calling them ISIL to confuse them.
three words… Double Secret Probation.
hacking their cell phones and posting their naked selfies on the internet.
getting elderly nuns the free birth control they desperately need.
finding his long lost calibrator for his laser beam focus.
Talk loudly and carry a small stick.
It is a three pronged attack; destroy the tea party, trample on the Constitution and kill any hope for our Liberty.
Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly!
@15
Talk
loudlyendlessly and carry a small stick.FIFY
…involves hiring an earnest, hardworking weather girl from an obscure local affiliate, who will face hostility and humorous missteps on her way to finding true love and success…
…talk about himself and carry himself like a big dick.
…demote them to lntramural hacky sack status.
@19 {Bob B nominated for the Meme-y Award}
Has he told Michelle that they’re eating fatty foods?
… is his very own brand of ISISolationism.
… is his very own brand of an infantada.
…sometimes you gotta ask yourself, “What would Putin do?”
…send them Anonymiss. Cookies solve everything, right?
(and you wondered why I had such a dreadful day! 🙂
…find Professor Ravenwood so he can use the Staff of Ra to defeat her.
…gamble with his legacy? Tanks, but no tanks.
…look like a tough guy, declare it is time for boots on the green.