The Power of Making Stuff Up Posted by Harvey on 20 September 2014, 8:00 am [High Praise! to Les of Nuking Politics] [ref 1,ref 2]
Neil deGrasse Tyson Wrestled a bison And as “Mike” scored a T.K.O. Invented ricin, Sold a vacuum to Dyson, Double-dated with Manti Te’o. Reply to this comment
I really don’t think he made stuff up but committed the common mistake of believing everything he reads on the internet. Science! Reply to this comment
@Harvey: Thanks! Typos suck. @Walrus: There once was a man named Neil Who thought Jason Blair’s stories were real — Just like Janet Cooke’s And Obama’s books And the Hockey Stick, and a free meal. Reply to this comment
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Wrestled a bison
And as “Mike” scored a T.K.O.
Invented ricin,
Sold a vacuum to Dyson,
Double-dated with Manti Te’o.
Whoops! “dared” = “dated”!
@2 – Oppo – fixed it for you.
I really don’t think he made stuff up but committed the common mistake of believing everything he reads on the internet. Science!
@Harvey: Thanks! Typos suck.
@Walrus:
There once was a man named Neil
Who thought Jason Blair’s stories were real —
Just like Janet Cooke’s
And Obama’s books
And the Hockey Stick, and a free meal.
Who the heck is Neil what’s-his-name Tyson?