President Vladimir Putin ordered construction sped up on a multi-billion-dollar spaceport in Russia.
In response, Obama has boosted NASA’s budget so much that they no longer have to re-use coffee filters in the break room.
President Vladimir Putin ordered construction sped up on a multi-billion-dollar spaceport in Russia.
In response, Obama has boosted NASA’s budget so much that they no longer have to re-use coffee filters in the break room.
The government doesn’t pay for coffee for employees except for the really, really important ones, like SESes. But a good point anyway.
The problem is they used the money to finish de-comissioning the space shuttles.
Boosted NASA’s budget to buy ‘magic beans’ from their Muslim partners.
Actually, ‘magic beans’ might be the answer (if you believe children’s fairy tales) Instead of paying Russia to get us into space we can climb bean stalks.