I feel much better about Ebola now that we have a partisan crony in charge of things.
“Ebola is not dangerous. To prove it, I will drink this big mug of Ebola.” -Obama’s Ebola czar
No travel ban when people in Britain got mad cow disease, but the government did issue a warning not to eat the brains of English people.
The average human uses only 10% of his pancreas. Think of what could happen if he used 100%.
“Siri, what’s Ebola?” -Obama’s Ebloa czar
“Instead of focusing on the negative, let’s focus on the millions.. maybe thousands now… who don’t have Ebola.” -Ebola czar, year from now
Oh, the Ebola czar is good at management? And Obama has shown such an ability to recognize people who are good at management.
It’s not giving me confidence how the new Ebola czar jumps up on a chair and start shrieking anytime anyone near him sneezes.
Listen to scientists? You mean those losers who can’t figure out where 85% of the matter in the universe is?
At some point most of the misanthropes went from the racist side to the “pro-tolerance” side.
“I’m pro-science except when science goes against my politics.” -the left, everyone else
Want to feel old? The girl who played Rudy on The Cosby Show died of old age ten years ago.
“Beige… it’s the color of the future!” -a lot of convincing salesmen in the 70s, apparently
Obama and his administration have continually screwed things up with regard to Ebola.
See “Orwell: Ebola, ISIS, and Immigration” at http://wp.me/p4scHf-4O.
“Harvest Gold”, “Avocado”
Those 70’s salesmen were freakin’ amazing. Or evil. My guess is that it was a perfect storm of polyester, greasy salesmen, twilight of the hippies, and Disco Duck.
I grew up with an “avocado” colored refrigerator in my house. I’m not proud of that.
Arrrggghh. You got me googling “Rudy”.
Isn’t she about your age, Frank?
You are pretty old. 🙂
The house I live in now was beige from top to bottom. Beige-ish brick, beige clad windows, beige baseboards, beige doors, beige fireplace surround, beige curtains, beige shag carpeting, and beige wallpaper on every vertical surface. Thankfully, I have almost vanquished it.
“Beige…it’s the color of the future!”
Yep. The color of my nightmares.
”Yep. The color of my nightmares.”
The decor of the Columbo criminal. Except Ricardo Montalbon. Let’s say 9/10 Columbo criminals.
An Ebola Czar? It is too bad that we don’t already have someone whose job it is to advise the President on public health issues. Someone like a Doctor or Surgeon. Maybe with some sort of military rank to make it all official sounding, like Colonel or General. You could even call them Colonel Doctor or Surgeon General. That would sound more impressive than Ebola Czar. I guess nothing cuts through bureaucracy like more bureaucracy.
Also the reason all of those weird dull colors were done during the 70’s was because all the cocaine and lsd. Normal colors were just too intense and freaked folks out. So to their drug addled brains those muted colors registered just about normal and calmed them down.
RAAAACIST!!!1!!!!
Beige, step one of a young BHO’s plot to inoculate white people to his color so his evil can take power.
How do tell a virus from the manager? The virus wears the paper hat and asks if you want fries with your bleeding eyeballs.