Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now being unleashed by the US in the war against ISIS…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now being unleashed by the US in the war against ISIS…
Michelle’s school lunch program.
Now being unleashed by the US in the war against ISIS…that guy that jumped the white house fence…he’s really fast.
Now being unleashed by the US in the war against ISIS…crazy uncle Joe Biden and his trusty shotgun “Lulu Belle”
…Unheeded warnings of unclear intentions,
Sternly made statements and UN conventions,
Slightly less money for beheading Kurds,
These are the things we accomplish with words…
…”Botox John” Kerry and “Shotgun Joe” Biden – the Toxic Avengers
Piggy Pops…… lots and lots of Piggy Pops
http://pork-rinds.com/
…Obamacare
…a sackful of red lines
It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.
…while maintaining the ‘no boots on the ground’ stance, the commander in chief has deployed loafers and flip-flops.
…the threat of Hillary.
@9 Burt — Nice!
Now being unleashed by the US in the war against ISIS…
our fiercest speech writers.
our sternest tax inspectors.
our meanest meter maids.
…Presidential letters of appreciation.
…promises to paint the Beltway red. With their paint!!!
…internment of ISIS members with Ebola symptoms in a neighborhood in Texas.
…new rules of engagement for US troops; gays can now get engaged on muslim soil.
…tv spot showing Biden threatening to flush a Korean down a toilet if they don’t stop.
…the final solution, opening up a can of Whoopi Goldbergs ass on ’em. The large, economy size.
…the president’s Nobel Peace Prize.
…free airfare from West Africa to Syria.
Two African Swallows, suspending a large bomb between them (they can do it if they hold the cord under the leading dorsal feathers)
…VA bureaucrats assigned to take care of the medical needs of the ISIS fighters, in the same time-frame and with the same success rate they display with our own retired soldiers…
. . . IRS audits
. . . erasure of their disk drives
…gun buyback programs.
. . . apology offensives. Oops typo. I’m meant offensive apologies.
…threatening to have the atomic number of their ISILtope dropped, in an attempt to blind them with science!
…an invasion of Obama clones, a plan that is wholly reliant on their fear of clowns.
… I pods loaded with his favorite speeches, DVD players with incompatible formats, and a bronze bust of some old English dude.
…a pen and a phone -and Obama is not afraid to use them.