[Interview] BOSS: What is your biggest weakness? ME: I hate follow up questions BOSS: and your biggest strength? ME: *flips desk*

— Fashion josh (@verycozy) October 10, 2014

Sarah Palin's family was involved in a brawl at a party in Alaska, according to eyewitnesses in Russia.

— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) October 10, 2014

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a Brie?

— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) October 10, 2014

American Horror Story: Gluten

— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) October 11, 2014

Way to buy pre-sliced apples, psychopath

— Jason Miller (@longwall26) October 11, 2014

GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE IN THAT MOVIE JIM CAREY PLAYED A LIAR

— Haunted Tree (@sad_tree) October 11, 2014

*kicks motorcycle over* long live horses!

— philippe iujvidin (@philyuck) October 11, 2014

37 different genders. 1 health care option. Liberalism.

— Antonio Martinez (@djtechchicago) October 12, 2014