Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Doctors think that President Obama’s gray hair is being caused by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Doctors think that President Obama’s gray hair is being caused by…
…him washing his black half together with his white half.
… even his hair color can only vote “present”.
PS: My daddy always said, “It’s okay if it turns gray as long as it don’t turn loose.”
…”gray” water leakage from his brain…
…an outer manifestation of an inward reality…
…a transition to “total surrender white”…
…sun bleaching from time spent on the links. Shorter version: AGW.
Doctors think that President Obama’s gray hair is being caused by… exposure to the vacuum of space inside his head?
…racism. (Their his doctors right?)
(And y’all didn’t say that first?)
Doctors think that President Obama’s gray hair is being caused by…
his racist white half.
aliens.
his golf game.
^There’re vice Their.
@8 CCO – actually “they’re” 😉
…it’s Bush’s fault
…Stercobilin, because he has his head…um…where Stercobilin occurs
. . . a lack of golf
. . . having to eat Michelle’s cooking
. . . associating with Al Sharpton
Doctors think that President Obama’s gray hair is being caused by…
… gray residue from his girly bicycle helmet
… crack hair dye
… his break-up with Reggie
On the flip side, doctors immediately ruled out anything to do with having a conscience about being a serial liar.
Rodney Dill @9, oh shoot! Less haste, more speed.
…too much greyhound in his diet.
….continuous lying, like that Pinocchio guy.
…walking in on Michelle getting out of the shower
…North Korean hackers threatening to release his real golf score
Doctors think that President Obama’s gray hair is being caused by…
…the increase in insurance premiums caused by Obamacare
…him not being able to keep the doctor he liked
…homonyms.
FOOLISH ONES!
Dear Leader’s hair is not turning gray! That is only the glow of the Chosen One!
Repent for your foolish assumptions immediately!
Quart low?
Racist white (but they repeat themselves) hair follicles.
… The stress of all that golfing.
… What did you expect it to turn? White???
…. come on now! Have you seen who he’s married to??
Too many walnut infested cookies
Global Warming! The Science Is Settled!!!
Lack of affordable health care.
His actual popularity being so low even some of his pigment is deserting him.
All the sugar and trans fats that those of us not married to his wife are consuming.
Too many people trying to see everything as a shade of gray.
His attempt to cash in on the popularity of Fifty Shades of Gray.
He’s getting old, get over it.