I hate smalltalk but if you have candy at your desk I'll make an effort.

— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) December 8, 2014

People who voted for Joe Biden get awfully defensive when their intelligence is called into question.

— Popehat (@Popehat) December 8, 2014

I'm just a simple unfrozen caveman health care architect. Your modern ways frighten and confuse me.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) December 9, 2014

youre never gonna believe this but my cousin told me kids on the east coast actually call walky-jumpy-runny-gunnys "first person shooters??"

— KING RAINHEAD (@KingRainhead) December 9, 2014