Random Thoughts: World Leaders, Pluto, and My Novel

Suffice to say, there are a number of world leaders we’re allies with that in a more just world would be rotting in prison.

I don’t think I could be president. I couldn’t restrain myself from giving so many of our allies much deserved punch to the faces.

If these trends continue, by 2100 the new iPhone will be so large as to affect the earth’s rotation.

If I were president, I’d declare Pluto a planet again and any scientist who disagreed would have to fight me in the Thunderdome.

If I were president, I’d move the White House to a distant mountain and I’d only to be bothered in case of grave emergency.

Audible.com version of my novel is ten and a half hours. Never seemed that long all the times I read through it.

February is when I will be promoting my novel and you will buy it, BTW. Choice of digital, paperback, or audio.

Right now, my publisher, Liberty Island, is focusing on The Big Bang, which is really good if you haven’t read it.

13 Comments

  1. “You have reached the Oval Office. We’re sorry we’re unable to take your call right now. If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial 9-1-1.”

    “Please stay on the line. Your call is impertinent to us.”

  2. “I don’t think I could be president. I couldn’t restrain myself from giving so many of our allies much deserved punch to the faces.” I thought you were developing a new campaign slogan, now looking for ways to chicken out of your campaign.

    Run Frank, Run!

  3. It sounds like you have a campaign slogan all worked out.

    “Frank J for President in ’16. Yes, I’m a supervillain. However, I’m a way cooler supervillain than all the other candidates who are totally also supervillains. For starters, I’m the only one to admit it.”

  4. Who is the “voice actor” that provides the audible on the audio version? Does it come in a digital audio version or just on magnetic tape? Does the audio version come in some of them there foreign versions or just merican?

  5. 11Charlie,

    Thanks! I have lots of plans for a sequel.

    BTW, if you write a review for Amazon (or Audible, if you listened to it), having lots of reviews already there will help the push for the novel in February.

    terribletroy,
    His name is Joel Richards. I don’t know much about him, but it sounds like he did a good job.

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