Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
For his latest giveaway, President Obama is now proposing that everyone gets free…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
For his latest giveaway, President Obama is now proposing that everyone gets free…
For his latest giveaway, President Obama is now proposing that everyone gets free…
… to roam around the inner courtyard every other day, but only if they play nice with the other inmates.
…Cuban Cigars
…diet advice from Michelle.
… COOKIES!
…personal camera drone to watch over them. http://youtu.be/zRKwm0ARzT0
DISH Network
air
walnuts
For his latest giveaway, President Obama is now proposing that everyone gets free…
…everything! Greece is the word, is the word, is the word.
…accounts with the Bank of China, with the Treasury as co-signer. What could go wrong?
…mandatory 1-Month
Re-Education CampHappy Fun Camp.Victory Gin
…lobotomies.
…mirrors.
(cf. http://www.gutenberg.org/files/486/486-h/486-h.htm#chap06).
Here come ol’ POTUS, he been screwin’ up slowly
He got poodle eyeball, he one Repub roller
He got folks down on their knees
Got to be impeached ‘cuz he just do what he please
He share no sunshine, he don’t care for football
He got bloody finger, he shoot drones for cover
He say “I know you, you love me,
One thing I can tell you is you’ll never be free.
Come together, Inshallah, over me!”
…IRS tax audits.
Turban Wedgies
For his latest giveaway, President Obama is now proposing that everyone gets free…
While grammatically awkward, that is the complete sentence. It the Elipsis at the end that makes the difference. Ellipsis (plural ellipses; from the Ancient Greek: ἔλλειψις, élleipsis, “omission” or “falling short”) is a series of dots that usually indicates an intentional omission of a word, sentence, or whole section from a text without altering its original meaning. In the case of this statement the omission can be understood to be anything, and in the case of the President speaking to democrats it means everything. Anything and everything shall now be free for democrats.
. . . copies of the Koran
. . . surveillance cameras – pointed at them
. . . air – for a limited time only
. . . Korans, dog burgers and federal debit cards (activated upon registering as a democrat).
For his latest giveaway, President Obama is now proposing that everyone gets free…..sweat socks! As the President has clearly stated on many occasions, “No American regardless of race, creed color, or religious affiliation should be denied at least one pair of sweat socks of their own. The right to own a decent pair of sweat socks is an inalienable right that can not and will not be denied to all Americans by this administration. Therefore I’m issuing an executive order to provide every American with free sweat socks.” That sentiment was later seconded by the President and CEO of the Fruit of the Loom Co. as he announced his company was going to contribute $300,000.00 dollars to the future Obama Presidential Library.
…. nothing! TANSTAAFL!!
…dictionaries, conveniently missing the pages between FRD and FRF.
…PSLs. For the right to purchase season tickets for your toilet.
…Dom. To celebrate his Ex. Order making him President for Life, a bottle of champagne and complimentary ride on the citizen ship.
…shovels,
…
…Obama/Biden 2016 bumper stickers. Also, free “Repeal the 22nd Amendment” bumper stickers.
…Willy. The movie. Not Biden doing his Clinton impersonation.