Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The company that was fired for botching HealthCare.gov has now been hired by the government to…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The company that was fired for botching HealthCare.gov has now been hired by the government to…
. . . redesign the air traffic control system
. . . come up with new launch codes for nuclear weapons
. . . create a new US Constitution
The company that was fired for botching HealthCare.gov has now been hired by the government to…
head the NFL investigation into Deflategate.
The company that was fired for botching HealthCare.gov has now been hired by the government to…
schedule James Taylor’s public appearances.
fight workplace violence.
sign kids up for “free” college.
…double-secret botch HealthCare.Gov, because it still lives.
…book acts for John Kerry’s triumphant diplomatic music tour, including Cat Stevens singing “Peace Train” in Tehran, The Supremes singing “Stop, in the Name of Love” for Vladimir Putin, and REM doing “It’s the End of the World” in Tel Aviv.
…handle air defense systems for the White House.
The company that was fired for botching HealthCare.gov has now been hired by the government to… build the website to promote the new and improved Obamacare.gov.
The company that was fired for botching HealthCare.gov has now been hired by the government to…
a contract far too generous based on their track record and far too ambiguous to justify paying them.
…to perform your colonoscopy.
The company that was fired for botching HealthCare.gov has now been hired by the government to…
…supervise the new company hired to run HealthCare.gov
write a computer program to determine U. S. foreign policy.
To design a program that will become “self aware” and try rid the earth of its human infestation problem. Not to worry, based on former representations of their work, the programs highest level of awarness will be that of a two yr old.
…make sure Iran never produces a nuclear weapon.
…bake cookies for school lunches. Healthy cookies. That taste great.
…improve cop and minority relations.
…find the real killers, restoring OJ’s impeccable reputation and ending Obama’s never ending search for them on America’s golf courses,
…keep track of Lois Lerner’s EMails.
…provide order to the upcoming Presidential Debates.
…to build a border fence.
…monitor drone strikes at 1600 Pennsylvania
…keep track of nicotine cessation methods. http://youtu.be/x6bFTVi0hHs
…run the “Biden 2016” campaign – all costs paid for by the DNC
…coordinate Netanyahu’s visit to congress
…sell Malia’s girl-scout cookies – so far 2 million boxes “sold” but only 50 paid for, and 10 to be delivered, next year
… to investigate Fast and Furious, Benghazi, bias at the IRS, Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate and 144,672 other incidents of malfeasance and/or treasonous activity and to finally get to the bottom of it.