Straight Line of the Day: The Company That Was Fired for Botching HealthCare.Gov Has Now Been Hired by the Government to…

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The company that was fired for botching HealthCare.gov has now been hired by the government to…

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  1. The company that was fired for botching HealthCare.gov has now been hired by the government to…

    schedule James Taylor’s public appearances.

    fight workplace violence.

    sign kids up for “free” college.

  2. …double-secret botch HealthCare.Gov, because it still lives.

    …book acts for John Kerry’s triumphant diplomatic music tour, including Cat Stevens singing “Peace Train” in Tehran, The Supremes singing “Stop, in the Name of Love” for Vladimir Putin, and REM doing “It’s the End of the World” in Tel Aviv.

    …handle air defense systems for the White House.

  3. To design a program that will become “self aware” and try rid the earth of its human infestation problem. Not to worry, based on former representations of their work, the programs highest level of awarness will be that of a two yr old.

  4. …make sure Iran never produces a nuclear weapon.

    …bake cookies for school lunches. Healthy cookies. That taste great.

    …improve cop and minority relations.

    …find the real killers, restoring OJ’s impeccable reputation and ending Obama’s never ending search for them on America’s golf courses,

  5. …run the “Biden 2016” campaign – all costs paid for by the DNC

    …coordinate Netanyahu’s visit to congress

    …sell Malia’s girl-scout cookies – so far 2 million boxes “sold” but only 50 paid for, and 10 to be delivered, next year

  6. … to investigate Fast and Furious, Benghazi, bias at the IRS, Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate and 144,672 other incidents of malfeasance and/or treasonous activity and to finally get to the bottom of it.

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