Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Huma Abadeen described Hillary Clinton as “often confused”. Other 2-word description of Hillary include…”
NOTE: I understand the temptation, but I know you guys are clever enough to keep it clean. Let the low-hanging fruit hang.
Thug Life
Ridiculously drunk
Cold fish
fugly
Cankle positive
cane kools
For hire.
My Turn
Unable to count.
… dangit.
Well, to paraphrase Thurl Ravenscroft – the three words that best describe her are as follows, and I quote: Stink. Stank. Stunk.
…Syntax error
******* ****, **** *****, and ****** *******!
Cankles Matter
brain dead
Policy Chameleon
Madame Domme
(Yes, I picked the low-hanging fruit. But I used French, so that classes it up, right?)
Bad news.
Bad Juju
corrupt liar
No matter
Moose knuckle
Potentially human
..
hearing impaired [if by “hearing” one means Congressional hearings]
..
Truth avoidant
..
“LactoseTheIntolerant” intolerant
..
Concussed Cusser
..
Undead unbroke
..
Freedom kryptonite
..
Marcy Parky
Nanny Estatist
Huma Thurmond
…email server
…politically challenged
…coattail rider
…at this
point what
difference does
it make
No soul
Not human
Pantsuit pig
Reality challenged
Oxygen waste
Zero ethics
Congenital liar
Evil witch
Benghazi butcher
Not likable
Andyourlittledog too (or “I’m melting”, take your pick)
Viagra killer
Morally bankrupt
Fingernails chalkboard
Malibu FUBARbie
Cash Cow
The Titan-Ick
Senator Plutarchsky
Lying female dog…yeah that’s 2 words
power hungry
morally bankrupt
shrewish harpy
soulless megalomaniac
psychopathic harridan
To quote our dear leader…
Likeable enough
Not so much a description as a nickname…
Louis Cyphre
The only words I can think of are these three:
“Unfit for office.”
…guano loco.
…silver swiper.
Kookie talk
Crazy Talk
email fail
Transcendentally truthless
Toilet trout
You’re ubelievable
Revelations 17:5
Blood drunk
Huma Abadeen described Hillary Clinton as “often confused”. Other 2-word description of Hillary include…”
NOTE: I understand the temptation, but I know you guys are clever enough to keep it clean. Let the low-hanging fruit hang.
Hee-hee. “low hanging”, can I use that? Although “Fruit hang” is pretty good as well.
Unseriously though….
Mostly Harmful
walking Dead
YOUR FUTURE!
eclectically sophomoric
Village Idiot
Existential Danger
Fifth Rider
tremendously inauthentic
easily corrupted
Bill’s vengeance
Differentiated Cells
Fat Lady
Final Countdown
Political weathervane
Got worms
Vile hag.
Moron Lobby
…
Corpus Directae