Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama announced that during his last year in office, he will…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama announced that during his last year in office, he will…
sign an executive order to increase the number of days in a year to match the number of dollars in the national debt.
…devote serious attention and steely resolve to improving his short game.
….keep on serving openly gay .
President Obama announced that during his last year in office, he will…
…finally make himself clear.
…tell his wife to get her big ass back in the house.
…continue to use teleprompters
…fight the war on terror with open borders and nice words
… act in a way that will remove one of the “n”s from his Annus Horribilis.
… kick back and whine for kickbacks and wine.
… get his khaffirs in order.
…give up lining his pockets with money from crony capitalists, pursuing only phony capitalists, instead.
… finally get Joe Biden that Mattelleprompter he’s been asking for, if he puts away his See-‘n’-Say.
… just takiyya one day at a time.
…go full Megatron by going all out in transforming the US.
…bring in as many Syrian refugees as possible including over the Governor’s dead bodies..
…show up. But not all the time. And not when I can get a tee time.
…clear out all items currently in the pipeline.
…make sure all the servers are wiped clean with a cloth.
…take up playing bridge. He’s heard you can bid No Trump.
…resign?
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“President” Obama announced that during his last year in office, he will…
Help the terrorists any way he can, import millions of 3rd world scum and put them all on welfare, raise the national debt by a few trillion more and generally do whatever possible to destroy the country.
In other words, the same thing he’s been doing for the longest 7 years in human history.
…nominate Saul Alinsky for sainthood.
…issuing an executive order to repeal the 22nd amendment.
… write another haughtobiography.
Turn 80.
President Obama announced that during his last year in office, he will…
finally track down Nicole’s real killers.
sign all those pre-emptive executive pardons.
get in a couple of extra rounds.
finally get that pesky “12:00” blinking on his DVD player off.
… Take disproportionate offense at quasi-imagined sleights.
#17 – Burt wins the internets today! Bacon to you, sir!
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…honor Trayvon Martin at the 25th anniversary of his death.