Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
There are riots in London. Apparently the Brits are upset about…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
There are riots in London. Apparently the Brits are upset about…
There are riots in London. Apparently the Brits are upset about…
not being phlegmatic enough.
…vandals sneaking into Big Ben’s tower and painting the Clockworks Orange.
There are riots in London. Apparently the Brits are upset about…
Too much white privilege at the University of Missouri
still being British.
some small, thing that isn’t really important to any MAJOR country.
Hogwarts anti-muggle microagressions.
dentistry
There are riots in London. Apparently the Brits are upset about…
Adele’s new album.
Germany getting better future soccer players then they do.
humans descending from the trees.
…T. S. Eliot could not get a Penny for the Old Guy.
. . . having to eat decent food.
. . . continuing to talk with those plums in their mouths.
. . . manufacturing cars that are even worse than those made by GM, Ford, and whatever Chrysler is called this year.
…someone spilled tea in the harbor.
…immigration policy that means no matter how wealthy everyone becomes, England is now and forever a third world country.
…losing the rioting World Cup final to Baltimore.
…the pause in climate change. (they want to grow avocados)
dropping their pacifiers.
…Morrissey writing mystifying erotic fiction.
…Muslims ate their crumpets.
…Canada. (They finally realized that Canada is to blame for most everything.)
Sticky Wickets
There are riots in London. Apparently the Brits are upset about…
…tax increases to fix Big Ben.
…The Confederate Flag.
…the outcome of WWII
…what Obama could do in 6 years that they could not do in 11 years and 5 months over 2 wars.
There are riots in London. Apparently the Brits are upset about…
War surrender videos from 1776 and 1812, uploaded to YouTube. They are demanding that Hillary! lie to all the descendants about who is to blame, and have totally unrelated people incarcerated.
The Queen playing all those stupid Obama speeches over the BBC.
Democrats’ perversion of the term “Robin Hood” in every election.
…European privilege.
…the quality of American football exported into their country.
There are riots in London. Apparently the Brits are upset about…
Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how’s your father. Hairy blighter dicky-birded, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper’s and caught his can in the Bertie.
… (for explanation, see #BollocksLivesMatter).
… they still can’t break through the colour barrier.
… It’s just the last scene of all that ends their nation’s strange, eventful history: second childishness and mere oblivion. Their laws are sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste — sans everything.
… America’s threat to withhold Cheerios and reruns of “Cheers,” both of which they seem to refer to a lot.
… so many convinced they are owed so much by so few.
… The Doctor’s first name being Basil.
… The last soccer riot was pretty tame, and now they have to make up for it.
… They were microaggressed by an American saying ‘soccer’ instead of ‘football’.
… every time the British Anonymous awards them biscuits, the Yanks keep covering them with gravy.
[spellchecked! “Anonymiss.”]
… the fact that they’re going out not with a banger but a wimp.
Prince Harry declining to succeed Peter Capaldi as The Doctor.
“Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how’s your father. Hairy blighter dicky-birded, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper’s and caught his can in the Bertie.”
by Fangbeer
Sorry, I don’t quite follow your banter.
Fangbeer – I’m guessing there’s a good pile of Cockney rhyming slang in there, which I don’t know very well. I’d give a pound of bacon for a good translation
…the rumour (see what I did there?) that the next Bond will be Russell Brand.