Straight Line of the Day: Scary! Now Coming Across the Border from Canada… Posted by Harvey on 16 May 2016, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Scary! Now coming across the border from Canada…
Scary! Now coming across the border from Canada… Cold fronts and out of work hockey players. moving vans to help our relocating liberals. Reply to this comment
…a heavy carbon footprint from the Canadian wildfires… …Bigfoot refugees… …cheaply-made Canadian television shows… …cheaply-made Canadian entertainers… Reply to this comment
Bob B- There are a couple of Canadian TV shows I actually enjoyed. I didn’t know they actually had any TV up there until I got Netflix. Reply to this comment
Scary! Now coming across the border from Canada… …cold Mexicans that turned right instead of left at Albuquerque. …fast food workers happy with 6.50 an hour. …all the melted ice caps. Reply to this comment
…Red Green “keep your stick on the ice” “if women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy” Reply to this comment
. . . the Canadian Inquisition! By now, you may have expected the Spanish Inquisition, but NOBODY expects . . . the Canadian Inquisition! Eh? Reply to this comment
…the hottest thing on ice!!! It’s a goal scoring dream that doubles as a proven science chart, the graphite Hokey Stick. …bacon, made from real Canadians. …a wave of peace loving Muslims escaping the daft. Reply to this comment
Wait, I know this one… I saw Game of Thrones… Wasn’t Jon Snow and the rest of the men of the Night’s Watch, as well as a ton of Wildlings, chased out of Heartholm by Canadians? Reply to this comment
Scary! Now coming across the border from Canada…
Canadians.
…Snidely Whiplash!
…would ya take a gander at them geese?
…the world’s worst bacon.
Scary! Now coming across the border from Canada…
Cold fronts and out of work hockey players.
moving vans to help our relocating liberals.
…HealthCare!!
…some more of them know-it-all Trebecks.
…a heavy carbon footprint from the Canadian wildfires…
…Bigfoot refugees…
…cheaply-made Canadian television shows…
…cheaply-made Canadian entertainers…
Bob B- There are a couple of Canadian TV shows I actually enjoyed. I didn’t know they actually had any TV up there until I got Netflix.
All that hockey hullabaloo!
Some decent beer, eh?
Hosers wearing heavy winter clothing and tuques.
…beer drinking skunk dogs that can fly.
https://youtu.be/tonXBiPY93s
…French speaking people!!! OK, not really that scary :-/
Scary! Now coming across the border from Canada…
…cold Mexicans that turned right instead of left at Albuquerque.
…fast food workers happy with 6.50 an hour.
…all the melted ice caps.
…”Terrance and Phillip” brand baked beans.
…tolerance of Canadia
https://youtu.be/4RHVoFpncgA
Scary! Now coming across the border from Canada…
snow. In May. Seriously.
…Red Green “keep your stick on the ice” “if women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy”
. . . the Canadian Inquisition! By now, you may have expected the Spanish Inquisition, but NOBODY expects . . . the Canadian Inquisition! Eh?
….typical white people.
…the hottest thing on ice!!! It’s a goal scoring dream that doubles as a proven science chart, the graphite Hokey Stick.
…bacon, made from real Canadians.
…a wave of peace loving Muslims escaping the daft.
Putine
Wait, I know this one… I saw Game of Thrones…
Wasn’t Jon Snow and the rest of the men of the Night’s Watch, as well as a ton of Wildlings, chased out of Heartholm by Canadians?