How Trump is Celebrating Cinco de Mayo, you might ask. He loves Hispanics, you know. They’re great, as long as they stay behind that wall. Here is how he is celebrating.
- Equipping his yacht with a new set of anchor babies
- Whacking a giant Cruz-Rubio piñata, filled with candy wrappers
- Launching his new line of Trump Tequila, proudly sold in the US but made by Malaysian orphans
- Settling down for a long, slow fantasy involving a dirty Ivanka-Tiffany ‘enchilada’
- Los trasplantes de cabello naranja para todos
- Establishing the Mexico City campus of Trump Universidad, with its associated wall
- Throwing a yuge fiesta, catered by illegals
- Paying the legal fees for anyone who will punch La Raza in the face
- Designing the guady new signs for the Trump Casa Blanca
- Systematically offending all the wise latina women he meets
- Announcing that his running mate will be Pedro
Vote for Pedro.
… With Harvey Wall-bangers.
Heh.
(Side note: Have conservative FrankJ nor Harvey ever offended a wise latina?)
@2 I can’t speak for Frank of Harvey, but I’ve offended my share.
It’ll be yuge, fantastic, you’ve never seen anything like it, just amazing, just amazing
Dude! Ivanka’s his *daughter*! Dude!
@5 Ya. And so is Tiffany. And this is what he said about her.
http://gawker.com/the-collected-quotes-of-donald-trump-on-sexy-women-he-i-1730126883
Ummm…not precisely the same (maybe), but–holy cow batman, he really is nuts!
So, um, who else running for president that’s not crazy and shouldn’t be in prison already nor a socialist?
(And is Pedro the guy who advertises for South of the Border?)
@8 Pedro is from Napoleon Dynamite.
http://www.ndnation.com/boards/showpost.php?b=yahoobb;pid=149862;d=this
Well, Lactose, he looks harmless, I suppose.