[High Praise! to CLIFFY for the suggestion]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
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[High Praise! to CLIFFY for the suggestion]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
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…O.J. Simpson…
… Democrat presidential candidates
You can’t stop them, you can only hope to contain them…
…seventeen ordinary household items, that, when assembled by MacGyver, become one strange hybrid item of no use whatsoever…
… Wile E. Coyote with a large carry-on crate marked “ACME”
…unaccompanied droids…
…they weren’t the one you were looking for.
…a very good Hitler look-a-like.
…left-handers (They sure look sinister to me)…
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Pilots.
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well I’m not saying its Aliens but… its Aliens.
..John McClane – this can’t be good…
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gas.
I was thinking flatulence
ditto
Do many of your thoughts trend that way?
I’ll have to poll myself.
Now, there’s a straight line!
If it wasn’t straight it would be a hoop.
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Dionne Warwick.
Bound for San Jose?
She advises to just walk on by.
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something that should not have been allowed to pass.
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Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, defeater of the Saxons, King of all the Britons.
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a large wooden badger.
…but those that were supposed to have been inside, did not.
…a man with a MAGA hat.
Oooh, that’s a demoting.
LEEROY JENKINS!
an Illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator
… Ilhan Omar
and her two husbands.
…a Covington HS student!
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Prince Alice…. Herbert.
… Hedley Lamarr with a non-defective paddle ball weapon!
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Klingons
… Abimbola ‘Abel’ and Olabinjo “Ola Osundairo.
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a blind 90 year old great grandmother in a wheelchair without being groped.
… the Affordable Care Act
NOW do we know what is in it?
No, they were too busy with the guy with the MAGA hat to read it.
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Folger’s crystals.
How can you tell?
Tattooed on the back of the neck.
…Gene Gene the Dancing Machine
Tim! Tim! Benzedrine!
…Nitwits, halfwits, one-quarterwits, three-fourthswits, and Twothirdswits.
One does need to have their wits about them.
…a personal beverage.
…Bernie Lomax
20+ pocketknives that were set on the table as giveaways left over from a recognition dinner the night before and thrown into your briefcase during the table cleaning process.
cough cough
Ha ha! Just kidding. Who would be stupid enough to do something as boneheaded as that?
cough cough
Hyman Roth. Oh wait, never mind. They shot him.
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dull British approved knives.
…all things (must)…
…an uncorrupted politician.
…Bernie Sanders after work at his day job.
…a Tiger, tank.
…a harness wearing whale, or was that Stephen Seagal?
The holy hand grenade of Antioch
Schrodinger’s cat
Maybe, maybe not.
…failures…
The Vicious Chicken of Bristol