Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
France announced that they will now tax…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
France announced that they will now tax…
…white flags.
Especially alien white flags….. but I’m not saying.
Invalid. Not phrased properly.
The original phrasing was being taxed.
The taxing of the original phrasing taxing has been taxed as well.
so has the invalidation of any form of phrasing.
Tax phrasing invalidation is still taxable, right?
Frogs
“thingy”
My first thought…
large wooden badgers.
stupid English pigdogs
…outRAGEous accents
…the U.K.
flying sheep
Twice as high if they plummet.
…everything at an even higher rate.
Funny accents.
… anything John Roberts thinks is a taxable event. Uh oh.
…French fries, French toast, French braids, French lessons and French bulldogs…
Don’t forget the French water Peru.
…flaming Peugeots, Citroens and Renaults – a carbon tax…
…French Canadians…
…its people’s patience.
Beat me to it…. Though I was thinking “everyone else’s patience.”
Oh, they’ll tax that too.
…French Kissing.
That’s just plain cruel.
..and unusual!
… silent letters.
…personal body odor…
Lord knows taxing soap wouldn’t generate much revenue.
Politicians always know where the money is.
yellow vests
France announced that they will now tax…
the French Mistake.
Jinx
For life?
…the French Mistake….. Voila!
Beat ya to it. Nyah, nyah.
As Maxwell Smart would say… missed it by Thaaaat much.
France announced that they will now tax…
taxes.
France announced that they will now tax…
cats, even the damn ones.
And it’s a death tax – we get hit 9 times!
ANd you get the 10th tax free of charge! But it will still be taxed.
France announced that they will now tax…
carpets.
France announced that they will now tax…
french ticklers.
Oo-La-La…
Do they even put those machines in public restrooms anymore? Asking for a friend.
France announced that they will now tax…
Non-French language signs on the Moon.
France announced that they will now tax…
all references to Blazing Saddles, Monty Python and Animal House.
….guess I’ll just have to put the band back together and be on a mission from God.
I have a Candygram ready for when they send Mongo to collect the tax.
Pay the tax man, pay the tax.
Inconceivable
Princess Bride, have to think if that should be added to the taxing rolls.
No but WOUS’s should be.
So should herb related nomenclature.
The money an organ grinder’s minkey collects.
…surrender.
See also: Capitulate Gains Tax
Hobos
…everyone who tries the pickup line “Voules vous coucher avec moi ce soir?”
No promises, no regrets.
…cheese eating surrender monkeys
…marcher sur la rive gauche et la rive droit.
France announced that they will now tax…
soccer goals. Not expected to raise much but every little bit helps.
…drinking and knowing things.
… the cakes they allow them to eat — going Marie Antoinette one better.
… not going to the guillotine — a capitation tax.
… toujours.
France announced that they will now tax…
Murderous Muslims terrorists.”If they’re going to murder us they’re going to pay for it!” ~ François Hollande
France announced that they will now tax…
The term…Sacrebleu!!
Following around fat people with a tuba.
Extra if it is being played.
The air is getting slippery.
It falls on the slope.
Orange men.
… rich food, so everyone gets their fare cher.
Even the gypsies, tramps and thieves?
… fathers who smell of elderberries.
(A monsieur-charge)
… Tormé views; Tormé views.
Gentille allocations, gentille allocations:
Dun ding-dongs. Dun ding-dongs.
… skunk/cat romance.
Does Damncat know about this?
Is Damncat involved in this?
Asking, for a friend.
…the Hick from French Lick…
“Another dagger to the heart.”
…season passes for Blitzkriegs.
…insulting Trump Tweets.
…Cougars.
…ugly automobiles.