Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump’s Space Force has now been equipped with…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump’s Space Force has now been equipped with…
Laser cats
MRE vending machines that will give you the Kessel runs for 12 parsecs.
Educational literature, such as, Finding Droids for Dummies
…ReynoldsWrap™ helmets.
satellites that can scratch your ass or pop large bags of popcorn with a laser beam from space.
The Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator
…a six sided Pentagon.
The O-Gee-Whiz, zero gravity toilet.
…Scottish Engineers.
…extra-large space helmets so that President Trump can visit the facilities in orbit without mussing his hair…
…Van Allen radiation belts…
…advisors from Area 51.
One day their likeness will be displayed on the obverse of a coin…just like Sacajawea.
Are you sure their likenesses aren’t already on our currency, hmmmm?
Proton packs with unlicensed nuclear accelerator backpacks. With Ecto-goggles. Cross those streams, baby.
Nifty Squadron patches with sayings like, “Gravity Sucks”
Gravity is a downer.
celestial bodies….. just in case Trump visits.
…a fully-functional Wurlitzer organ for first-contact communications…
President Trump’s Space Force has now been equipped with…
Hookers and blow.
…BIG JIM SLADE! Big Jim, former tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs, is outfitted with various whips, chains, and a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off! Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world, and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!
veterinarians, ready to force spays onto any who resist.
… iPods of Obama speeches
That’s just plain cruel man, cruel.
Solely as an offensive weapon. The threat of being forced to listen to that will have our enemies begging to divulge information, then die. We’re certainly not going to inflict it on our own fleet.
… a large wooden bandersnatch
…even more space, and extra force…
…a fully-autonomous gender detection system, to avoid those awkward first contact misunderstandings…
…spaceships that look like neon punctuation marks, called astrorisks.
…all Blue state voting stations.
…pooper scoopers.
…48 hour oxygen tanks for those two day passes.
President Trump’s Space Force has now been equipped with…every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun!
President Trump’s Space Force has now been equipped with…simple farmers, people of the land, the common clay of the new West. You know… morons.
President Trump’s Space Force has now been equipped with…
well for ever lovin’ muthas sake We won’t SAY its equipped with Aliens but… its equipped with Aliens.
President Trump’s Space Force has now been equipped with…
the full package. I mean the FULL package. Know what I’m saying?
President Trump’s Space Force has now been equipped with…
fully functional death Tweets.
President Trump’s Space Force has now been equipped with…
safe spaces.
President Trump’s Space Force has now been equipped with…
doors that go whoosh.
And lights that blink in sequence.
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it’s own border wall to keep out alien spacecraft.
Fuses so that control boards don’t blow out each time they get shot at.
President Trump’s Space Force has now been equipped with…
…weapons that go pew pew pew.
…a yuuuuge can of whoop a$$ just waiting to be opened.
President Trump’s Space Force has now been equipped with…
…updated weapons. They are lasers with an effective range from the Earth to the moon.
The troops are calling them moon unit zappers.
…Truth. Justice. And the American Way.
Dinosaurs in spacesuits, with rocketlaunchers.
Going to play hell with the physics.