Future News – 8/11/19 Edition

Webster’s Dictionary Ends Print Run, Says Words No Longer Have Fixed Meanings
Encyclopedia Britannica Follows Suit: Purges Historical Entries
Wikipedia To Update References to Both

“Dude, That’s Sexist!” Wins 2019 Award for Unintentional Irony
Inducted Into Hall Of Fame: “Scientific Consensus”

Busta Rhymes Sued For Cultural Appropriation by Estate of Busta Keaton

Mass Confusion Caused By Living Creature(‘)(s)(‘) Self-Identification(s) Announcement(s)
Condemns Use of “I” As Person-Centric; Denounces “They” As Individual-Phobic, Derides “It” As Just Stupid
Settles On “Whee”

Man Sues CNN for Discrimination
Sincerely Believes There Is a Crisis At the Border
Media Giant Never Once Linked El Paso Shooter To Him; Only To President

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