Straight Line of the Day: Joe Biden Is Not Like One of the Three Stooges. He’s More Like… Posted by Oppo on 26 October 2019, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Joe Biden is not like one of the Three Stooges. He’s more like… Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to share on Skype (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
I Think Joe Biden would be a shoo-in for President is he became a conehead. He sorta looks like a conehead already but going full CH would help to explain a lot of his idiosyncrasies and mannerisms. Loading... Reply to this comment
… one of the Four Horsemen. … the Tasmanian Devil, when asked a question about his qualifications. … Daffy Duck in Wabbit Season. … a guy who’d hang out at bars with Hillary and a duck. Loading... Reply to this comment
The teletubbies… Unintelligible, unbelievable, annoying and no connection to the real world. Loading... Reply to this comment
…the hammer Moe whacks the other two on the head with, only not as smart. Loading... Reply to this comment
…wait…he wasn’t one one the stooges? I swore he was one of the forgettable ones. -Oh, that was Joe Besser Actually Biden’s more forgettable. Loading... Reply to this comment
As corrupt as he is Old Joe is still a Tammany Hall politician. His current crop of collegues are another matter. They are Stalin like evils. Loading... Reply to this comment
…the fourth Amigo. The one who always hurt himself when he grabbed his crotch. Loading... Reply to this comment
“Golf, golf, golf! Is that all you ever do? Gimme half your money!” — Ex-or-future-wife Loading... Reply to this comment
Joe Biden is not like one of the Three Stooges. He’s more like… someone not intentionally trying to be funny. Loading... Reply to this comment
Joe Biden is not like one of the Three Stooges. He’s more like… a plate of spaghetti. Loading... Reply to this comment
Joe Biden is not like one of the Three Stooges. He’s more like… the 5 stages of grief. Loading... Reply to this comment
One of the twenty stooges (or ever how many are running for the Socialist Party nomination). Loading... Reply to this comment
Joe Biden is not like one of the Three Stooges. He’s more like… a labradoodle. Loading... Reply to this comment
…a guy I work with. He can talk, talk, talk, talk, but no one takes him seriously. Loading... Reply to this comment
Joe Biden is not like one of the Three Stooges. He’s more like… Corn Pop’s slow witted comedy relief sidekick. Huntz Hall comes to mind. Loading... Reply to this comment
I Think Joe Biden would be a shoo-in for President is he became a conehead. He sorta looks like a conehead already but going full CH would help to explain a lot of his idiosyncrasies and mannerisms.
… one of the Four Horsemen.
… the Tasmanian Devil, when asked a question about his qualifications.
… Daffy Duck in Wabbit Season.
… a guy who’d hang out at bars with Hillary and a duck.
…a composite of all of them.
Including Shemp.
… General Jack D. Ripper, without the whimsy.
…. Hedley Lamarr without all the humanity.
… that police lieutenant in Die Hard — promoted to Vice President.
… Charles Foster, but on the Caine.
…a walking, talking Qtip.
…Professor Irwin Corey.
… “Coach” on Cheers, without the firm grounding in reality.
Charlie Brown kicking the football
The teletubbies…
Unintelligible, unbelievable, annoying and no connection to the real world.
…the hammer Moe whacks the other two on the head with, only not as smart.
…wait…he wasn’t one one the stooges? I swore he was one of the forgettable ones.
-Oh, that was Joe Besser
Actually Biden’s more forgettable.
As corrupt as he is Old Joe is still a Tammany Hall politician. His current crop of collegues are another matter. They are Stalin like evils.
… the Scarecrow, if he only had a brain
…the fourth Amigo. The one who always hurt himself when he grabbed his crotch.
… Taggert.
… Going through a little Walrus withdrawl . . .
Sorry, playing golf and dinner out today.
“Golf, golf, golf! Is that all you ever do? Gimme half your money!”
— Ex-or-future-wife
That’s why I’m single.
Joe Biden is not like one of the Three Stooges. He’s more like…
someone not intentionally trying to be funny.
Joe Biden is not like one of the Three Stooges. He’s more like…
a plate of spaghetti.
Joe Biden is not like one of the Three Stooges. He’s more like…
the 5 stages of grief.
One of the twenty stooges (or ever how many are running for the Socialist Party nomination).
Joe Biden is not like one of the Three Stooges. He’s more like…
a labradoodle.
…but, without a labradoodle’s intensity of focus!
…a guy I work with. He can talk, talk, talk, talk, but no one takes him seriously.
Joe Biden is not like one of the Three Stooges. He’s more like…
Corn Pop’s slow witted comedy relief sidekick. Huntz Hall comes to mind.
…a cadaver, just not as charming.