(Footage taken when Oppo was onstage at a recent intern summer Christmas party, doing his Chippendales impression.)

…and a bonus Ginger, before they shut us down again:

Control yourself, Professor. Discussing the physics of cleavage.

“For every dollar you send to keep IMAO up and running, intern hustler Bambi here will pledge two dollars to shut it down!”

(We don’t have “supervisors” or “wranglers,” just “hustlers.”)

Back in January 2022, then-Chief of Naval Operations Adm. Mike Gilday issued the call [“Get Real, Get Better”] to bolster the Navy’s readiness and warfighting capability by creating and embracing a culture that empowers its leaders and sailors to self-assess and work through performance issues.

Here at IMAO, we struggle with creating and embracing a culture that empowers posters and commenters to self-assess and work through performance issues.

So here are some babes:

The Skipper is exhibiting the same exact look I would, in his place. Gotta maintain your cool.

“Whew!”

I got that off an internet ad, and thought it worthwhile to share with you all.

Now here’s my gal Mika: What’s up with her flesh thing? Shouldn’t there be a curve in her right breast?

Oh, I see. Like how Climate Change is defined as the similarities and differences between the current temperature and the temperature at some time in the past.

So, according to NASA, a workplace is not just a physical structure, it also has a psychological component. These are shaped by characteristics. These can be individual or organizational. And they can have similarities and differences.

No wonder they put Kamala in charge of space issues.

Not sure who the bald chaperone is. But he ain’t clapping.

I have, after all, dreamt of being lost in Ms. Welch’s cleavage.

And far be it from me to disparage a poor lad in such a life-threatening and dire situation.

But…

A boy was trapped between boulders for 9 hours until crews could free him
Recorder Online | 9/16/24 | Kathy McCormack

CONCORD, N.H. (AP) — Rescuers freed an 11-year-old boy who slipped between two boulders near his school and was trapped for more than nine hours, a New Hampshire fire chief said Monday.

The boy was pried out of the boulders in Windsor at about 3:15 a.m. He was taken to a hospital for evaluation and released, according to the Wediko School, where the boy is a student.

“On Sunday evening, while under supervision, a student exploring a rocky area on campus slipped between two boulders when sticks and debris gave way beneath them,” the school, a residential treatment center for boys, said in a statement Monday.

Sunday night? On a school night? Further explanation, please! And “residential treatment center” doesn’t exactly cut it!