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A Gay Irish Cow and a Straight Irish Sheep Herder with a shillelagh walk into a pub…
— Gene
The question is, will your scenarios?
(Well, heifer joke is better than none.)

Everyone better vote, or there will be… consequences.
Results 9/5/2025
| Jacqueline Bisset | No Preference | Valerie Leon |
|---|---|---|
| 164 | 0 | 2 |
| Kim Basinger | No Preference | Barbara Carerra |
|---|---|---|
| 83 | 0 | 63 |
New Matches 9/12/2025
Match 1
Daniela Bianchi (Tatiana Romanova) vs Ursula Andress (Honey Ryder)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Daniela Bianchi | 3 – 0 – 0 | 494 – 6 – 63 |

Actress: Daniela Bianchi Nationality: Italian Bond Movie: From Russia With Love (1963) Synopsis:
Tatiana Romanova worked for the Soviet Embassy in Istanbul, and was coerced by the deadly Rosa Klebb into a mission to seduce James Bond and (unknowingly) lead him to his death. She helped Bond steal a Lektor decoding machine, and the pair escaped on the Orient Express train. After a failed assassination attempt by henchman Red Grant, Klebb tried to personally kill Bond, but Tatiana’s loyalty to Bond won out.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Ursula Andress | 3 – 0 – 0 | 537 – 2 – 189 |

Actress: Ursula Andress Nationality: Swiss Bond Movie: Dr. No (1962) Synopsis:
Honey Ryder dazzled cinema audiences, stepping out of the Caribbean sea wearing a white bikini with a large hunting knife at her side. She proved to be immensely popular with fans and set the tone for all Bond girls to come.

Match 2
Zena Marshall (Miss Taro) vs Martine Beswick (Zora, Paula Caplan)
| Contestant | Record | Tootal Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Zena Marshall | 1 – 2 – 0 | 244 – 5 – 377 |

Actress: Zena Marshall Nationality: English Bond Movie: Dr. No (1962) Synopsis:
Miss Taro was a spy working for the villainous Dr. No. She got herself a job at government house in Kingston, Jamaica, so that she could steal secret files detailing Dr. No and Crab Key Island. She invited Bond to her house for dinner, where she laid a trap for his assassination. However, Bond smelled something was fishy and got his men to arrest Miss Taro so he could lay a trap for the assassin.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Martine Beswick | 1 – 2 – 0 | 278 – 1 – 257 |


Actress: Martine Beswick Nationality: English Bond Movie: From Russia With Love (1963) Synopsis:
Head of Station in Istanbul, Kerim Bey, took Bond to a gypsy camp, where the two girls Vida and Zora were to fight to the death over a man. Zora was played by Martine Beswick, who would return 3 years later to play another Bond girl in Thunderball.
Actress: Martine Beswick Nationality: Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Paula Caplan was Bond’s liaison in Nassau. She was played by Martine Beswick, who had previously played Bond girl Zora in From Russia With Love. Paula helped Bond to make contact with Domino Derval, but met her end after being captured by SPECTRE agents, taking a cyanide pill to avoid torture.

Soulless Democrat Jasmine Crockett Dismisses Illegal Alien Murder Victim as Just a “Random Dead” Person
Daily Caller News Foundation | 09/10/2025 | Jason CohenDemocratic Texas Rep. Jasmine Crockett dismissed Kayla Hamilton, who was murdered at the age of 20 by an illegal alien, as a “random dead” person during a Wednesday markup meeting.
Hamilton, who was autistic, was brutally murdered by El Salvadoran 16-year-old gang-affiliated illegal alien Walter Javier Martinez in July 2022 in Aberdeen, Maryland. During a House Judiciary Committee meeting that included a markup of the Kayla Hamilton Act, Crockett accused Republicans of playing politics with people like Hamilton.
“I’m tired of y’all cherry-picking one horrible event! Because that’s what y’all do!” Crockett exclaimed. “Y’all find one terrible situation that took place and then you say that person’s name and you wear it out and you make it political!”
“Stop playing these games and acting like you care about one particular situation. You take a situation and then you exploit what has happened to not only that person, but you exploit those families and you make it a game!” she added. “Stop just throwing a random dead person’s name on something for your own political expediency!”
Republican South Carolina Rep. Russell Fry introduced “Kayla Hamilton Act to Protect American Communities from Dangerous UAC [unaccompanied alien children] Placements” in July.
Border Patrol apprehended Martinez in March 2022. He was placed into the custody of the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) and then released to a sponsor in the U.S. soon after.
The House Judiciary Committee in May 2023 published a report on how Martinez was allowed into the country.
“The Committee’s and Subcommittee’s oversight has revealed that the [former President Joe] Biden Administration insufficiently vetted Kayla’s murderer and allowed him to enter the country,” the report stated. “Tragically, [Homeland Security] Secretary [Alejandro] Mayorkas and his department missed key warning signs about the alien’s propensity for violence, which law enforcement officials investigating the murder later uncovered.”
The Kayla Hamilton Act would require the HHS Secretary to weigh “whether the UAC poses a danger to themselves or the community when determining potential placements for them.”
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Hi guys just a few more matches until the group all has 5 and we get our first glimpse of the top 16 girls.
Results
| Catherina Murino | No Preference | Emily Bolton |
|---|---|---|
| 150 | 1 | 24 |
| Olga Kurylenko | No Preference | Leila Shenna |
|---|---|---|
| 136 | 2 | 5 |
Matches for 9/10/2025
Match 1
Carole Bouquet (Melina Havelock) vs Gemma Arterton (Strawberry Fields)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Carole Bouquet | 2 – 2 – 0 | 415 – 7 – 375 |

Actress: Carole Bouquet Nationality: French Bond Movie: For Your Eyes Only (1981) Synopsis:
Melina Havelock was the daughter of two marine explorers who did salvage work for the British Secret Service. After her parents were assassinated by henchman Hector Gonzales, Melina found the hitman and killed him with a crossbow. She and Bond were both trying to uncover the man who ordered the attacks, and they worked well together, eventually finding him.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Gemma Arterton | 4 – 0 – 0 | 692 – 3 – 216 |

Actress: Gemma Arterton Nationality: English Bond Movie: Quantum of Solace (2008) Synopsis:
Strawberry Fields was an MI6 office worker in Bolivia at the British consulate. She was tasked with ensuring that James Bond flew back home, but she ultimately failed. She spent the night with Bond and went with him to Dominic Greene’s fundraiser, helping him escape by tripping one of Green’s henchmen. Greene got his revenge by leaving her dead on Bond’s bed, covered in oil from head to toe, in a throwback to Jill Masterson from Goldfinger.

Match 2
Lynn-Holly Johnson (Bibi Dahl) vs Berenice Marlohe (Severine)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Lynn-Holly Johnson | 2 – 2 – 0 | 472 – 5 – 374 |

Actress: Lynn-Holly Johnson Nationality: American Bond Movie: For Your Eyes Only (1981) Synopsis:
Bibi Dahl was a young ice skater sponsored by double agent Kristatos. Bibi was very attracted to Bond, however he turned her down on every occasion due to her young age. By the end of the film, Kristatos was killed, and Bond’s ally Columbo became her new sponsor.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Berenice Marlohe | 1 – 3 – 0 | 246 – 11 – 539 |

Actress: Bérénice Marlohe Nationality: French Bond Movie: Skyfall (2012) Synopsis:
Sévérine was a captive of Raoul Silva’s, who had taken her out of the Macau sex trade at a young age. Bond met Sévérine at a casino and convinced her that he could kill Silva and let her go free if she helped him out. After killing her bodyguards, Bond managed to escape the casino and travelled with Sévérine to Silva’s private Island. The pair were caught, and for her betrayal, Silva placed a glass of Scotch on Sévérine’s head and asked Bond to shoot it off. Bond purposefully missed, but Silva shot her in the head anyway, killing her and knocking off the Scotch. Bond coldly commented that it was a waste of good Scotch.

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Sara Evans vs Shania Twain
Sara Evans (4-0-0 Pts. 246 Avg. 61.50)

VS
Shania Twain (4-0-0 Pts. 285 Avg. 71.25)

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Martina McBride vs Trisha Yearwood
Martina McBride (1-3-0 Pts. 158 Avg. 39.50)

VS
Trisha Yearwood (1-3-0 Pts. 125 Avg. 31.25)
