Only one more full day left to submit subtitles for the contest (submission will not be accepted after midnight Tuesday ET). Here’s more samples of those received so far:

help preserve our wildlife. pickle a monkey today.
professional satire from the worlds most critically ignored man
Like Scrappleface, plus talent. [Ed. Too mean, heh heh]
Humor served hot with a side of intelligence
…Not half so cool as Jamiedmcdonald.com
Bane of all that is monkey
International Monkey Abolitionism Organization
Steadfast friend to English-speaking countries the world over
I Nuke, therefore I AM.
Making you snarf Coke since July 9th, 2002
if Steven Den Beste is Spock and Bill Whittle is Kirk, then Frank J is the doomed guy in the red uniform. [Ed. Pretty damn funny, but that’s not all I’m looking for in a subtitle]

Remember, you’re trying to capture the essence of all that is Frank J. and IMAO in a simple little statement; only that will get you a chance at the glory of owning a free shirt. There’s been some great ones so far (some of the best I haven’t shown you), but there is still time to get more in by e-mailng me with the subject “Subtitle”. The poll to vote on the best entries will go up Wednesday morning along with an In My World™ post centering on Chomps and the Rumsfeld Strangler™.