As I yet again steal David Letterman’s intellectual property (hey, I’m pretty sure one of his writers once stole from me), here is:
TOP TEN THING OVERHEARD FROM INSURGENTS IN FALLUJAH
10. “I’m not scared of any infidel U.S. Marine… but those camels, man; they bite.
9. “Just out of idle curiosity, do you still get 72 virgins if you’re shot in the back while running away?”
8. “It doesn’t matter that the U.S. troops have better weapons, better tactics, and some concept of hygiene, because we have Allah on our side! He will… Hey! Allah is escaping out the back! Someone stop Him! Allah, You coward!”
7. “I know we should be more concerned with this holy war, but I think it would be nice if someone subtly mentioned the Atkins diet to Sadr.”
6. “There is some point to this insurgency other than getting us all killed, right?”
5. “I just can’t stand those infidels with their loose women who walk around uncovered! By the way, does anyone have more pictures of that outrage?”
4. “I think Sadr may be inflating the amount of support we have, because it looks like half of our fellow ‘brothers’ are just monkeys dressed up in bandoliers.”
3. “If we hide in a mosque, we’ll be safe. No one would bomb a mosque… other than us, I mean.”
2. “Stupid Americans trying to make things better for other people! Did it ever occur to them that some of us like festering?”
And the number one thing over heard from insurgents in Fallujah…
“I’m not just going to stand around here waiting to die. F**k this Shiite!”
Nice
Forget Atkins for Sadr, I’d like to see him on the Fallujah Beach diet…
Less Carbs, More Lead Intake (this diet can also be supplemented with a side order of shrapnel)
Bumper sticker on terrorist technical… “My Dad died fighting the American dogs in Fallujah, and I’ll I got was some lousy raisins. Allah be praised.”
Frank, LMBO, #s 10 and 5 are priceless. sandor, why thank you!
Friend of mine in the 1/27 told me he overheard #1 thing a lot. Usually after they fired an RPG at an Abrams and noticed it didn’t stop.
Well, he thinks it was number one. They were screaming and running away so it was hard to tell.
Great T-Shirt babes. Beauty, intellect, grace. This will be a tough contest.
Damn you, sander! Oh, you’re right..never mind!
hey Frank you might want to put a not work safe tag on Michelle’s Pic, umm nuff said!
I’m just disappointed that the sun angle meant that actually seeing the details of my t-shirt was almost impossible (It’s a female mouse, holding a gun, courtesy of CBLDF). That and the actual size of the picture that was scanned was about an inch and a half tall, so you’ve go major resolution issues going on there.
Insurgent: “So al Sadr said if we don’t fight the Americans he will eat us. Next thing you know, we’re all fighting. Damn, that boy can eat.”
“If we hide in a mosque, we’ll be safe. No one would bomb a mosque… other than us, I mean.”
This may be the most perceptive summing-up of the war on terror I have ever heard. Nice one.