I Thought Spree Was a Type of Candy

What’s funnier than joking about going on a killing spree of Republicans?
Probably knock knock jokes.
Wait, I think my original question was rhetorical. Anyway, a faculty member at University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point wrote a satirical column about the aforementioned subject, and I’d condemn it more if I were more sure I hadn’t written jokes about killing sprees myself. Anyone feel like checking my archives?

23 Comments

  1. Killing spree? Well, you don’t want that stuff running wild. Makes the yard look like crap.
    By the way, they’d never know if you did write about killing sprees unless they read your stuff. And they’d have to click on your site to do that. And that means more hits: Ad money!!
    Beat ’em with capitalism.

  2. As luck would have it, I get to pick my little sister up from UWSP next thursday. I sincerely hope that this Grizzly Adams lookin mofo is in his office. Momma might have to return some of my presents for bail money this year…..

  3. Like this latte-slurping commie has the pinko guts to actually confront a Republican in killing spree fashion. As much as I would be happy to retaliate, I’d probably die of laughter.
    Should I not die from laughing my head off, I would immediately take action to shave his head completely bald (eyebrows too). As it stands, he looks like a cross between an ugly ewok and a particularly foul monkey.

  4. Um…guys…We may want to re-think the retribution angle. It looks like ‘ol griz and his moonbat ladyfriends are wearing the grey badge of the Jill Jetson ninja sect on their nametags. Could get dicey.
    Heh.

  5. Um…guys. We may want to think the retribution angle. It looks like ‘ol griz and his moonbat girlfriends are wearing the vaunted badge of the Jill Jetson ninja sect on their nametags. Could get dicey.
    heh.

  6. Um…guys. We may want to think the retribution angle. It looks like ‘ol griz and his moonbat girlfriends are wearing the vaunted badge of the Jill Jetson ninja sect on their nametags. Could get dicey.
    heh.

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