Adultery in the military holds the punishment of up to a year in confinement plus a dishonorable discharge. In the military, what is the punishment for murder?
Assignment to the USS Jimmy Carter.
(Heh. Check this out.)
Who was the genius who named that sub? I foresee some serious morale problems for the crew; I mean, you just know all the other sub crews are going to be teasing them somethin’ fierce…
D. Mann
There’s a 688 (Los Angeles Attack sub) named after Rickover (Since he pushed the class through, it’s only right). Most of the pre-Ohio class boomers are named after statesmen and presidents, IIRC.
Still, wasn’t there something more fitting for this “honor”?
“An ATTACK submarine?” – DBDc
Well, we know what’s next, of course. The SMITE LASER being named after Bill Clinton. Probably be shaped rather oddly, too.
…I don’t get the cartoon…
Wait a sec. I still want to know what the announcement is.
Who was the genius who named that sub? I foresee some serious morale problems for the crew; I mean, you just know all the other sub crews are going to be teasing them somethin’ fierce…
I have to second utron, who is the moron who named that sub?
Funny frank. but you should have linked to Scrappleface.com
i nearly died laughing.
Adam
Attac sub is to Jimmy Carter what bacon is to PETA.
Was it built by the French?
k…some one stole my k.
I hear she has some serious steering issues; keeps pulling hard to port.
There’s some good photoshops over on LGF.
I predict that all crewmen that spend any appreciable time on the USS Jimmy Carter will suffer from malaise. :oD
Y’all DO know that Jimmy was a USNA grad AND a nuke submariner, right?
Yeah but he is still a nut.
I hear they only serve penut-based products for dinner. PB and J, anyone?
When did they start naming attack subs after people? I thought that they were all named after cities.
D. Mann
There’s a 688 (Los Angeles Attack sub) named after Rickover (Since he pushed the class through, it’s only right). Most of the pre-Ohio class boomers are named after statesmen and presidents, IIRC.
Still, wasn’t there something more fitting for this “honor”?
Yeah, something more fitting like a bullseye placed on a moving target which can be destroyed from space ala Real Genius?
JIMMAH CAHTAH!!!
“An ATTACK submarine?” – DBDc
Well, we know what’s next, of course. The SMITE LASER being named after Bill Clinton. Probably be shaped rather oddly, too.
I thought adultery was a dishonorable discharge.
Is this a nook-yelar sub?