Answers to my questions.
1. Who the hell do you think you are?
I am the great Frank J., master of all I see!
2. So, other than blogging, what’s your job? Do you work at some fast food joint, dumbass?
I’m an engineer. I make electricity do happy things.
3. Do you have like any experience in journalism, idiot?
I wrote editorials for my college newspaper which were rated from “crappy” to “not quite as crappy.”
4. Do you even read newspapers?
Can’t risk getting ink smudged on my fingers and clothes.
5. Do you watch any other news than FOX News propaganda, you ignorant fool?
No. The people on other news networks are ugly and smell.
6. I bet you’re some moron talk radio listener too, huh?
I get all my opinions from Rush Limbaugh. I’m also hooked on Oxycotin.
7. So, do you get a fax from the GOP each day for what to say, you @#$% Republican parrot?
I never figured out how to set up my home printer as a fax.
8. Why do you and your blogger friends want to silence and fire everyone who disagrees with you, fascist?
I don’t want them fired; I want them DEAD!
9. Are you completely ignorant of other countries, or do you actually own a passport?
I own a passport I stole from a French tourist.
10. Have you even been to another country, you dumb hick?
I’ve been to Canada, but it felt weird there and I didn’t like it. I kissed the soil when I crossed the border back to the good ‘ole U.S. of A.
11. If you’re so keen on the war, why haven’t you signed up, chickenhawk?
’cause I don’t wanna.
12. Do you have any idea of the horrors of war? Have you ever reached into a pile of goo that was your best friend’s face?
I don’t have any friends.
13. Have you ever reached into any pile of goo?
I once reached into a container filled with a non-conductive liquid used for cooling super-computers. It felt weird.
I still fantasize about it to this day.
14. Once again, who the hell do you think you are?!
I am Frank J., master of humor and the blogosphere. Cross me and pay dearly!
Frankie – is that really you? or are you just a figment of my imagination?
So really, who are you, and where can I get some of that goo?
I would like some goo too.
It is so much easier than water cooling or this “air” cooling with “fans” and such. Just dunk the whole damn ‘puter in the goo. I guess i’ll have to wrap the cd player in plastic first
I actually wanted to coat my body with it…
me likey the funny. Frank all goo is not the same, so one must be careful when choosing goo in which to stick ones fingers.
[flips a coin]… here is a nickel, is that enough to pay to cross you?
Frank, someone is stealing your material:
http://timblair.net/ee/index.php/weblog/comments/roves_brilliant_plan/
anon,
Not just someone… Tim Blair!
Re: Number 5. Can you make an exception for Lisa Meyers — the only reporter with the b@ll$ to interview Juanita Broderick? (My apologies if I misspelled any names.)
Frank,
Didn’t you threaten Jonah Goldberg over something similar? Are you going to give Blair a pass?
I realize you want Jonah’s job, but what about Blair’s traffic?
Happy Engineering Week Frank!!!
Frank – was that goo for a Cray???
haha, electrical engineering. My diff eq’s are superior to your diff eqs.
-FMM stands for mechanical. Somehow.
Cross you and pay dearly?
I thought catholics crossed themselves.