Who the Hell They Are

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If you want to know who the hell all these “blogger” people think they are, here is your one stop shop. I posted my questions yesterday (and some people answered in the comments; hello! Is following instructions no longer cool?), and here are the answers I received. If you think I missed you, e-mail the link to your answer.
Now your job is to read through these and decide who has the right to have opinions about news and journalism.


Basil (an IMAO patron advertiser) has his answers. You are obligated to read them.
Here are Laurence Simon’s answers which is a good time to remind you that not all other blogs have the same language standards as this one.
Here are the answers of an Irishman… so he probably wrote them while drunk and angry.
Here are the answers of old IMAO friend aelfheld.
here is Gullyborg telling us who the “heck” he is. What are some people’s problem with “hell”? It’s a perfectly biblical word.
David of third world country perhaps analyzes the questions too much.
Jim Peacock, fellow intemperate humorist, takes a stab.
Ha! This one does work at a fast food joint!
sackofcatfood gives the sort of answers you’d expect from someone who calls himself “sackofcatfood.”
I see myself having this guy’s same answer to number one soon.
Here’s a whole thread on the subject.
How do you get a job as Ann Coulter’s Spank Monkey?
This guy seems to actually be a journalist. Maybe we should fear him.
Man, I wouldn’t go back to Canada after his experience.
MSNBC has babes?
Vox Poplar knows what kind of tree he’d be.
Yay! My questions made White Trash Wednesday!
Mustang 23 answers straight from Iraq.
Don Singleton takes the answers seriously and has a pretty good answer to question 11.
Uh-oh… a bureaucrat!
Mitsurugi makes a great point in question 3.
This might be clever, but I forgot what my questions are.
Man, I’m waiting for the crazy-mad blog money to start rolling too.
He doesn’t eat fastfood? Communist!
What’s with guys’ obsession with Wonkette? Oh yeah, duh…
This guy doesn’t even have a blog; where does he get the idea he can have an opinion?
I think Tommy has a good idea of who CNN should have stole from FOX rather than Paula Zhan.
Aquaman and this guy might get along.
Oddybobo! Oddybobo! Oddybobo! (say it quick; it’s fun!)
And if you miss it here are my answers, RightWingDuck’s answers, spacemonkey’s answers, Aquaman’s answers, SarahK’s answers, and Harvey’s answers.

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  4. “I see myself having this guy’s same answer to number one soon.” Ummm…. very interesting noble young Ronin. After you are married let us discuss a full-time position. Being a ronin is no life for a samurai with responsibilities. And my group has a great dental plan!

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  12. I cannot post this at my blog.
    My blog is only for the undermining and desruction of the ChimpFascistico KarlRovian secret government.
    Were I to post anything that might clue them in as to who i really am, I would dissappear faster than a teenager making out with himself near area 51.
    OK I am not as good at coining phrases as my hero Dan Rather is. But I am enrolled in his class.

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  15. Frank said: This might be clever, but I forgot what my questions are.
    …In regards to my answers. I know, I know… I didn’t retype the questions. I tried to make it a symbiotic relationship. Y’know… we generate traffic for each other. Then I remembered I have no traffic, in which case I thank you for my 10,763% increase in traffic.

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