Scientists discover the bottom of the ocean is a gross version of a Jerry Lee Lewis song. I give you the following,
Goodness, gracious great balls of…
…
snot?
Update: Woops, forgot to give ht to Shane at Kudzu who sent me this story of sinking sea snot.
I guess I have to stop blowing my nose in the toilet. Jeez!, I can’t believe that scientist discovered my cold at the bottom of the ocean.
First to say Dr. Phat Tony!
If the ocean dries up, will these then be big boogers on the ocean floor?
It’s all Aquaman’s fault.
Dr Phat Tony, Doctor, now is it? Well, well, well.
Jimmyb, thats disgusting
and probably, yeah.
Laura, yeah, the snotty liberal.
Well I watched an afterschool special on my day off and was told that I could be whatever I wanted to be if I believed in it enough. Well I believed it and it wasn’t even that hard, I just added a DR. in front of my name and “poof” I was a Dr. Those afterschool specials really know how to turn one’s life around.
On another note, I just caught the temp recieptionist reading Hanoi Jane’s book. I had to go print out bill whittles essay to give her to read. I hope it works.
Dr. Phat Tony,
Oh, yeh.
God Bless Bill Whittle!
Someone beat me to the Aquaman reference. I have nothing more to say.
I thought that said “stinking sea snot”. Which is only slightly more gross. That’s all.
When the sinking sea snot gets to the bottom, does it consolidate to form “sea boogers?”
Maybe this explains why the ocean is so salty.