If I remember correctly from Doom 3, hellish minions can teleport around pretty much at will; walls don’t stop them. So I’d say in reality of course a prison can hold them, but not in the liberal fantasy world! In Muckadooia, Rove will just disappear and leave a glowing pentagram on the ground…
The only prison that could hold him would be made from fishes’ breath, bird spittle, a woman’s beard, the miaowing of a cat, the sinews of a bear, and mountain roots. That’s actually a list of the materials for a rope to hold a unicorn, but it should apply here.
Well, Hell apparently couldn’t hold him and you’d think that God builds a better prison than the mortals, right? So my vote is no, no human prison can hold him.
Guard: “Let me see your identification.”
Rove: “You don’t need to see my identification.”
Guard: “We don’t need to see his identification.”
Rove: “I am not the Rove your looking for.”
Guard: “He is not the Rove we’re looking for.”
Rove: “I can go about my business.”
Guard: “You can go about your business.”
Rove: “Move along.”
Guard: “Move along. Move along.”
No Prison on earth can hold him! 🙂
No need.
Treason is a capital offense.
monkey,
But it’s not like they execute you on the spot (bloody appeals). Plenty of time for some elaborate breakout.
Nothing can hold Karl Rove in!
Nothing can hold back the Dark Side of the Force within Darth Rove!
If I remember correctly from Doom 3, hellish minions can teleport around pretty much at will; walls don’t stop them. So I’d say in reality of course a prison can hold them, but not in the liberal fantasy world! In Muckadooia, Rove will just disappear and leave a glowing pentagram on the ground…
Idicted? is that a new slang for idiot?
mom always said if you watch to much of that idiot box you’ll turn into an idicted fool!
Is there a prison built that could hold him? Only if he wanted it to.
Right, a prison would hold him IF it served his interests.
“If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.” -Obi-Rove Kenobi.
All we need is a martyr.
The only prison that could hold him would be made from fishes’ breath, bird spittle, a woman’s beard, the miaowing of a cat, the sinews of a bear, and mountain roots. That’s actually a list of the materials for a rope to hold a unicorn, but it should apply here.
Actually, it’s the sounf of the footsteps of a cat, and it originated with the rope used to tie down the wolf Fenrir so he wouldn’t eat the sky.
Well, Hell apparently couldn’t hold him and you’d think that God builds a better prison than the mortals, right? So my vote is no, no human prison can hold him.
IF anyone is indicted they should forever be known as “Ham Sandwich”. I could go on and on with that but that’s your job.
They might indict, but must convict before they could put him in prison.
Guard: “Let me see your identification.”
Rove: “You don’t need to see my identification.”
Guard: “We don’t need to see his identification.”
Rove: “I am not the Rove your looking for.”
Guard: “He is not the Rove we’re looking for.”
Rove: “I can go about my business.”
Guard: “You can go about your business.”
Rove: “Move along.”
Guard: “Move along. Move along.”
No Prison on earth can hold him! 🙂