The first test newsletter will go out tonight, so make sure to sign up on the left sidebar or at the IMAO Store to get its secret information. The first official newsletter will come out sometime next week.
UPDATE: Apparently I can only send a newsletter every seven days, and, since I was fiddling around with the newsletter before I had any subscribers, I’ll have to wait a couple days to send the Official Test Newsletter.

Frank,
Is this some kind of mind control plot?
Just asking.
They’re onto you now, Frank…
I signed up Friday, and alreay have a strange urge to fire a Colt 45 at monkeys and ninjas….
if i just signed up now (9:13 PM) have i missed the test newsletter? if so, could some kind soul forward it to me?
Don’t be silly, IMAO has no mind control devices. Look I just signed up for the newsletter and just like every day I am…….Going to buy lots of IMAO T-shirts, kill some monkeys and start a petition to Nuke the Moon. Bow to FrankJ.
In this newsletter will you be telling us what your plan is to make this site load faster?
Yes Master